Ted: Oh, guess who I ran into? A girl from my past. Any guesses?
Lily: Stella.
Barney: Zoey?
Marshall: Karen?
Lily: The girl who beat your up.
Barney: The girl who ruined a photo with Slash.
Marshall: The girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo?
Ted: You make it sound like I dated a series of Stieg Larsson novels.
Lily: The girl who shared a bed with her brother.
Barney: The girl who did porn.
Marshall: The girl who ran over the hitchhiker.
Lily: The girl who had crazy eyes.
Barney: The girl who gave you throw pillows.
Marshall: The girl who gave you the lamp.
Lily: The girl who gave you twelve mixtapes.
Barney: The girl I slept with first.
Marshall: The girl who wouldn't stop talking.
Lily: The girl you made out with on St. Patrick's Day.
Barney: The girl who took your virginity.
Marshall: The girl who was just using you to get back at her ex.
Lily: The girl who was way too into sci-fi.
Barney: The girl who I hired to play my wife.
Marshall: The girl who texted too soon.
Lily: The girl you went on two blind dates with.
Barney: The girl who turned out to be a lesbian.
Marshall: The girl whose name you can't remember.
Lily: The girl who was a militant hippie vegan.
Barney: The girl you "Naked Man"-ed.
Marshall: The girl you had a three-way with.
Barney: Allegedly!
Lily: The other girl you had a three-way with.
Barney: Unconfirmed!
Marshall: The girl in the slutty pumpkin costume.
Lily: The girl who worked the coat check at that club.
Barney: The girl you thought was a hooker.
Marshall: The girl you thought was your perfect match.
Lily: The girl you dumped on her birthday.
Ted: Same girl who beat me up.
Barney: The girl who kept you on the hook.
Marshalll: The girl who worked at the GNB cafeteria!
Lily: The girl who's always in a relationship.
Barney: The girl who killed your turtle!
Ted: Wow! I am... impressed with myself!
Lily: Stella.
Barney: Zoey?
Marshall: Karen?
Lily: The girl who beat your up.
Barney: The girl who ruined a photo with Slash.
Marshall: The girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo?
Ted: You make it sound like I dated a series of Stieg Larsson novels.
Lily: The girl who shared a bed with her brother.
Barney: The girl who did porn.
Marshall: The girl who ran over the hitchhiker.
Lily: The girl who had crazy eyes.
Barney: The girl who gave you throw pillows.
Marshall: The girl who gave you the lamp.
Lily: The girl who gave you twelve mixtapes.
Barney: The girl I slept with first.
Marshall: The girl who wouldn't stop talking.
Lily: The girl you made out with on St. Patrick's Day.
Barney: The girl who took your virginity.
Marshall: The girl who was just using you to get back at her ex.
Lily: The girl who was way too into sci-fi.
Barney: The girl who I hired to play my wife.
Marshall: The girl who texted too soon.
Lily: The girl you went on two blind dates with.
Barney: The girl who turned out to be a lesbian.
Marshall: The girl whose name you can't remember.
Lily: The girl who was a militant hippie vegan.
Barney: The girl you "Naked Man"-ed.
Marshall: The girl you had a three-way with.
Barney: Allegedly!
Lily: The other girl you had a three-way with.
Barney: Unconfirmed!
Marshall: The girl in the slutty pumpkin costume.
Lily: The girl who worked the coat check at that club.
Barney: The girl you thought was a hooker.
Marshall: The girl you thought was your perfect match.
Lily: The girl you dumped on her birthday.
Ted: Same girl who beat me up.
Barney: The girl who kept you on the hook.
Marshalll: The girl who worked at the GNB cafeteria!
Lily: The girl who's always in a relationship.
Barney: The girl who killed your turtle!
Ted: Wow! I am... impressed with myself!
— How I Met Your Mother (extended scene), "Ducky Tie"
