"Oh, just great! I thought the designers said that this was just a straight port. What a hack!"
— Conker after realizing the game is different from the original.
Gargoyle: A frying pan. You stupid little TWAT!
Conker: [thinking] Hmm... wasn't he meant to fall off here? [to the Gargoyle] Hey, weren't you meant to fall off here?
Gargoyle: Yes. But the designer thought it wise to change the training level a bit, to fool the audience into thinking that the rest of the game would also be... different. I'm afraid you'll have to try something else.
Conker: [thinking] Hmm. Well, lucky I brought this as well then. [He hits the Gargoyle with a baseball bat and it was crushed by a boulder.] Hey, Mr. Designer. No more surprises please.
Conker: [thinking] Hmm... wasn't he meant to fall off here? [to the Gargoyle] Hey, weren't you meant to fall off here?
Gargoyle: Yes. But the designer thought it wise to change the training level a bit, to fool the audience into thinking that the rest of the game would also be... different. I'm afraid you'll have to try something else.
Conker: [thinking] Hmm. Well, lucky I brought this as well then. [He hits the Gargoyle with a baseball bat and it was crushed by a boulder.] Hey, Mr. Designer. No more surprises please.
