Arthur: (wearing a Cone of Shame) I don't care what the doctor says, I look ridiculous in this cone. LOOK AT ME! I'm a walking joke to everyone! A WALKING JOKE!
(Beat)
Sheldon: (holding up a TV) Think this puppy could get "HBO" if we hooked her up?
Arthur: AND SO IT BEGINS.
Ruff: I went to the vet, and they put this... cone on me because I'm not supposed to lick the wound. Believe me, I have NO desire to lick any wound whatsoever!
"Take that lampshade off Mr. Poofers!"
— Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
