Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away
— Doug Rattmann wall graffiti, Portal
Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The cube had food and maybe ammo.
And immortality.
He kindly stopped for me;
The cube had food and maybe ammo.
And immortality.
— Doug Rattmann wall graffiti, Portal
Though earth and man are gone,
I thought the cube would last forever.
I was WRONG.
I thought the cube would last forever.
I was WRONG.
— Doug Rattmann wall graffiti, Portal
"You're welcome to use whatever you find, even the Doll, should it please you."
— Gehrman, The First Hunter, Bloodborne
"Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I'm crazy in the head."
— Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"Right, need that... need that... can't take that bit off..."
— Richard Hammond trying to strip down Oliver the Opel, Top Gear
"What vas that, Sandvich? 'Kill zem all?' Good idea! Hahahaha!"
These are my friends
See how they glisten
See this one shine...
How he smiles in the light
My friend
My faithful friend...
See how they glisten
See this one shine...
How he smiles in the light
My friend
My faithful friend...
— Sweeney Todd introducing his razors, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough, okay?"
— Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, here
"Ryuko loves this uniform more than anything! She's always whispering to it. Pretty creepy, huh? My whole family's creeped out by it! But that's what people with only one set of clothes are like! Taking the clothes off the back of someone like that is the same as taking away a friend!"
— Mako Mankanshoku, Kill la Kill
Tuvok: Curious. I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects. This vessel has done nothing. It is an assemblage of bulkheads, conduits, tritanium, nothing more.
Captain Janeway: Oh, you're wrong. It's much more than that. This ship has been our home. It's kept us together. It's been part of our family. As illogical as this might sound, I feel as close to Voyager as I do to any other member of my crew. It's carried us, Tuvok, even nurtured us. And right now it needs one of us.
Gordon Ramsay: Who cooked thatnote , uh, Dustin?
Dustin: That's Chef Mike.
Ramsay: Chef who?
Dustin: Chef Mike. It's a microwave.
Ramsay: I thought it was a third chef.
Dustin: He kinda is; he does a lot of work in the kitchen.
Ramsay: Oh.
Confession Cam!Dustin: We use Chef Mike a lot. Whenever there's lights on in this restaurant, Chef Mike's working. He's a dedicated employee.
Dustin: That's Chef Mike.
Ramsay: Chef who?
Dustin: Chef Mike. It's a microwave.
Ramsay: I thought it was a third chef.
Dustin: He kinda is; he does a lot of work in the kitchen.
Ramsay: Oh.
Confession Cam!Dustin: We use Chef Mike a lot. Whenever there's lights on in this restaurant, Chef Mike's working. He's a dedicated employee.
— Kitchen Nightmares, "El Greco"
Bel'Shir says that some more geysers are opening up soon. Don't worry if you can't hear her, she only talks to me!
"It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one."
—Korg to Thor, Thor: Ragnarok
