Quotes / Cock Fight

My cock's bigger than your cock
My cock's double the size that yours is!

— The Nostalgia Critic referring to Link and Captain N

Why are men always fighting over me in robot suits? Is it something I'm putting out there?

— Mai, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

Tom: Say I'm a good boyfriend!
Marco: (in a headlock) Never!
Pony Head: Whoa-ho-ho! Happy Birthday, Star, it's the ultimate gift: two boys are fighting over you!

— Star vs. the Forces of Evil, "Stump Day"

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