Narrator: You may think the 50s was a nice time to live...
Father: We're as prosperous as ever! My wife loves me, my children respect me, and I'm able to provide for my family with a single income. BUT I'M SECRETLY GAY! DEEP DOWN I'M SO GAY! BUT IT'S THE 50s! I HAVE TO BE WITH MY WIFE INSTEAD OF AT A LEATHER BAR! NOOOOOO—!!!!
Mother: My husband is strong and masculine. He can easily protect and provide for us all, and the food at the grocery store is delicious and healthy. BUT I'M GAY! I'M SECRETLY GAY! I'M SO GAY I JUST WANNA GO BE GAY AT THE BATHHOUSE! NOO!! NOOOOOOOO—!!!!
Child: I have plenty of friends and we play outside all day. But I like to read too. I'm not sat in front of a screen 24/7. AND I'M SECRETLY GAY! I'M SO GAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! OHHH!! TO HOLD IT IN!!! NO ONE CAN EVER KNOOOOOWWWWW HOW GAY I AM! OOOOOOHHHHHHH—!!!!
Baxter: Ruff! Ruff!
