"Suffice to say that what that fool D'Ork assumed was a silly hat was actually a brainwave psycho-transmitter, which enabled my personality to be downloaded into an identical clone kept in a suspended animation tank in my secret laboratory in the South American jungle. Once my body had reached the correct age I was revived by autonomic machines, whereupon I traveled back in time to 2009 by means of a blue box to Cardiff where I barely escaped being buggered by a randy captain and his gang of Welsh perverts then, posing as my evil twin from a parallel universe, I caught a subterranean gravity train to Antarctica where awaited the means by which I shall conquer the world! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
— Dr Zarkendorf, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space
