"Everybody knows the Moon's made of cheese."
"The moon is made of cheese, but I can't taste it / but I like the way the texture feels when I lick the surface / and the rumors start to go around the world that I'm crazy, 'cause I can't even taste cheese."
—bill wurtz, the Moon is made of Cheese (but i can't taste it)
"The moon resembles half-eaten cheese."
—Rolf, Ed, Edd n Eddy
"Fuck you, moon, you never had the cheese I wanted!"
—Dr. Eggman. Real-Time Fandub: Sonic Adventure 2
Bear: Luna, why do people think you're made of cheese?
Luna: (laughs) I don't know how that started, Bear. But I think it goes to show that people always have food on their minds. Even when they look up at me.
Luna: (laughs) I don't know how that started, Bear. But I think it goes to show that people always have food on their minds. Even when they look up at me.
—Bear in the Big Blue House, "Eat, Drink Juice and Be Merry"
