(Piper is trying to copy the moves from an exercise video)
Piper: "I give up. Two weeks and nothing strengthened but my temper."
Prue: "Piper, here's the problem. You didn't read the fine print. See, it says it right here. $19.95 for the video and twenty grand for the plastic surgeon."
Phoebe: "You want a man who is single, smart, endowed?"
Piper: "Employed."
