Quotes / Cats Are Snarkers

Bolt: I will Super-Bark you out of that tree!
Mittens: Go nuts. Let's see how that works out for ya.
(Bolt barks)
Mittens: Oh, the super-bark. Scary, scary.

— From the Bolt trailer. (context viewable here)

Calvin: I wonder what man's purpose is in the world. Why are we here?
Hobbes: Tiger food.

— From Calvin and Hobbes

Baloo: He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
Bagheera: Well, that shouldn't take too long.

—The Jungle Book (1967)

Sweetie Belle: Ooh! Ooh! Maybe I can be good with animals, too!
Opalescence: *slices off part of Sweetie Belle's mane and then smirks*
Sweetie Belle: Or not.

—My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Stare Master"

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