Quotes / Cast Full of Gay

Comic Books

Kate Bishop: Wait—Hold up! Am I the only person on the team who's straight?
America Chavez: Princess. I've seen the way you look at me...You're not that straight.

— Young Avengers

Marty: I wasn't sure if you were gay. I mean, I knew the ad was up in Triangle Books, but I wasn't sure if it was you specifically.
Paulie: Heh, well, it's all of us, dear. We're all gay here. I'm gay, and unless my instincts are on the blink, you are too. Or else, you have a thing for hanging out in gay bookstores.

— Circles

Fan Works

Everyone is GAY
My grandma and my dog ol' blue,
GAY, GAY, GAY.
The Pope is Gay and so are you.
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
We gotta break down these barricades, everyone is
GAY

— The "Fanfiction song"

Homura: (drunkenly) An' another thing! How come alla th'mahou shoujo gotta be lesbians? Hm? Izzit like a requir'ment or somethin'?

Mami: Wh-what are you talking about?

Homura: Alluv 'em! White-and-squirrely's got a kink or somethin'? You like girlsh. I like girlsh. Madoka likesh girlsh....

Mami: There's Sayaka. She likes that boy in the hospital, remember?

Homura: So she'sh bisu..bishex...goes both ways. Sheen 'er makin' out with Kyoko. Bet's why Hitomi's never gots a contract. That'un is alllllll about th' cock.

— Closet (with a Revolving Door), by Sailor Ptah

Jhonen: Mom, I don't know if you've noticed this, but… this city isn't like most cities, in the US, Ireland, or wherever else. It's a strange place where lesbians are everywhere, all girls are whores, every older woman is a MILF, and incest is regarded as fairly regular shit.

— Cheer Up, Emo Girl

Yusei: No homo, right?
Yami Yugi: ALL OF THE HOMO!

— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

Video Games

Aya: What a scoop! "Miko and witch are found to be gay-"

*SLAP!!*

Suika: EVERYBODY IS GAY IN GENSOKYO!

— "Perversions of an Eastern Wonderland"

Marisa: The world is huge, and there are many ways of loving ~

Alice: And love between women is not the only one.

— "Touhou Cross-Dressing Contest (The Hidden Side of Kourin) by INNOCENT KEY"

Webcomics

Justin: You can't just assume [Luke]'s gay.
Grace: I'm not. He could be bisexual. And you're assuming he's not.
Justin: Well, yeah. Somewhere around ninety percent of people are heterosexual.
Grace: [counts on her fingers] That can't possibly be right.

—El Goonish Shive

Amber: I can't believe I'm the only straight person I know!
Ethan: I wish you'd stop shoving your lifestyle in our faces.

— Shortpacked!

Stacy: Is anyone straight in this city?
Amber: Nope, it's just me and Mike.
Stacy: Well, no wonder.

—Shortpacked!, "Anyone"

Web Videos

"Two of the residents would be a pair of roommates named Ert and Bernie. The two had actually both been gay. Two of the residents would be two elderly gentlemen, Statdorf and Waltler. The two had actually both been gay. Two of the residents would be Abe Lincoln and Jesus. Look, I can't think of another way to say this: a lot of The Muppets were gay!"

— Kevin Perjurer, "YTP: Jenson's Impact" by DaThings

Other

"Assume my characters are gay until proven otherwise."

— ND Stevenson

Master Eraqus: But don't you know, Terra? EVERYONE is gay in fanfiction!
Terra: NOOO! I hope I get shipped with Aqua...

— A YouTube comment on Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

“I think that even if you’re creating a manga that includes love and romance, you could have it be between two male characters, as long as that fits with your manga’s world. As long as your characters are appealing, you could get away with a world of all men. You have nothing to fear.“

— Hirohiko Araki, Manga in Theory and Practice: The Craft of Creating Manga

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