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"Automobiles have been the best melee weapons to use against giant monsters since the '50s. It's science fact."

TAKEDOWN!
Burnout (from 3: Takedown onwards)

"Superman never takes karate, ya know, he just punches people. Or... hits 'em with trucks! Hey, can you hit guys with trucks in karate class? 'Cause that would be my special move. The guy goes hi-ya! And I go 'TRUCK!' And the match is over."
The Crimson Comet, "Ayla and the Mad Scientist" of Whateley Universe

Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
McClane: Thousands of people die in car accidents every year. That was, like, four more.
Live Free or Die Hard (alternate line)

"You don't need a license to hit people with your car."
Kagura, Gintama

Ben Grimm: Ladies, I'm gonna need to borrow your car.
Car owner: The transmission sticks!
Ben: Not gonna be a problem!

"How's my bumper taste, asshole?
Grif, Red vs. Blue

"AND NOW YOUR LEGS ARE GONE!"
Libby after ramming a guy's legs to the wall with a car, Super

"COME ON! BLUE FALCON!"
Captain Falcon, after summoning his F-Zero machine for his Final Smash, Super Smash Bros. (Brawl onwards)

"RODO ROLLA DA!!!"
DIO as he attempts to crush Jotaro with a steamroller, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

"I'M GOING TO ROLL ALL OVER YOU!!!"
DIO during the same scene in the English dub, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

"An oil tanker for you!"
DIO taking the scene up a notch in the OVA for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

"DABURU CRASHU IKOZE!"
Shingo Shoji as he attempts to ram Takumi off the mountain in their race, Initial D

"I realized that I was alone, with fifty or sixty of those things just... standing there, staring at me! I started to drive, I - I just plowed right through them! They didn't move! They didn't run, or... they just stood there, staring at me! I just wanted to crush them! And they scattered through the air, like bugs!"

Android 17: Okay, here's the plan: first car that arrives, we... appropriate it.
Android 18: (scoff) And all the way out in the boonies. It's probably gonna be a semi.
Android 17: (hopeful gasp) Oh, I hope it's a truck! What do you think, Sixteen?
Android 16: Will it assist us in murdering Son Goku?
Android 17: I dunno; I guess you could hit him pretty hard him with it...
Android 16: Then I, too, hope it is a truck.

"GTA, motherfucker! Yeah! Ten points!"


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