"If I were John, I would just not go anywhere near a helicopter. Like, ever again. Because two helicopter crashes...within, like, a day...is a bit much. It's—it's a—it's enough to put you off. So, just...you might wanna take, uhh, a look at yourself, and...consider that you're not good...at making life choices."
"Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?"
— Scrooge McDuck, DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Launchpad: When we crash, we can use these flotation devices!
Mrs. Beakley: When we crash?
Mrs. Beakley: When we crash?
— DuckTales (2017), "The Last Crash of the Sunchaser!"
Donald: Launchpad, can you crash into the Money Bin?
[everyone—including Launchpad—laughs]
Donald: [smiling] Alright, alright...
[everyone—including Launchpad—laughs]
Donald: [smiling] Alright, alright...
— DuckTales (2017), "The Shadow War!"
"Anakin, did you get shot down again?"
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
"How come every time you fly, we crash?"
— Ahsoka Tano (to Anakin Skywalker [again]), Star Wars: The Clone Wars
"Another happy landing."
— Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith, after he and Anakin crash-land half a ship
Gaius: Where is the pilot?
Calli: I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me?
Gaius: They used to call you Crash Carmel.
Calli: They still do.
Gaius: Is there a reason for that?
Calli: I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved.
Calli: I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me?
Gaius: They used to call you Crash Carmel.
Calli: They still do.
Gaius: Is there a reason for that?
Calli: I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved.
— Tour of the Merrimack: Strength and Honor
"That's two times you've wrecked today. I'd call you 'Crash', but that's just silly."
WRN Chasen: The Dock Patrol report HMS Troutbridge has arrived, sir.
Cmmdr Povey: Yes, I heard the bang from here.
Cmmdr Povey: Yes, I heard the bang from here.
"Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 major bionik surgery proceedures. 67 konfirmed kills, includin' 43 actually belongin' to the enemy..."
— Gimzod, Deff Skwadron
Joseph: This will be my third crash landing! You ever know someone who's crash landed three times?
Jotaro: ... I'm never flying with you again.
Jotaro: ... I'm never flying with you again.
Jotaro: Gramps....
Joseph: You're such a worrywart, nothing to-
(The plane goes off-balance.)
Joseph: AH, went off balance.
(Everyone on the plane experiences some turbulence.)
Everyone: Uwaghhh!
Narrator: Both Polnareff and Kakyoin were pulled into a relaxing slumber from that momentary plummet.
(Kakyoin and Polnareff fall asleep.)
Joseph: You're such a worrywart, nothing to-
(The plane goes off-balance.)
Joseph: AH, went off balance.
(Everyone on the plane experiences some turbulence.)
Everyone: Uwaghhh!
Narrator: Both Polnareff and Kakyoin were pulled into a relaxing slumber from that momentary plummet.
(Kakyoin and Polnareff fall asleep.)
"That's the last time I'm letting you fly our ship!!"
— Donald Duck, following a meteor ramming caused by Sora - Kingdom Hearts
Adammit: Son! Thank God you're back!
Apalling: Yes, Father... I am! Do you worry, sir, because I'm your only son?
Adammit: No, I worry because we're running out of Viper Fighters! You and your buddies smash one or two of them up every time you go out on a mission!
Apalling: Yes, Father... I am! Do you worry, sir, because I'm your only son?
Adammit: No, I worry because we're running out of Viper Fighters! You and your buddies smash one or two of them up every time you go out on a mission!
— MAD #208, "Cattlecar Galaxica"
Jason: What went wrong?
Fidgel: Wrong? That was a pretty good one! Spot on!
Jason: It — it felt like the landing gear broke off!
Fidgel: Wrong? That was a pretty good one! Spot on!
Jason: It — it felt like the landing gear broke off!
— 3-2-1 Penguins!, "Trouble on Planet Wait-Your-Turn"
"The bulldozer is broken. Must be Leon's handiwork."
— Ada Wong, Resident Evil 4
"I got the perfect plan. ♫This is the greatest plaaaaaaan!!♫"
(Charles rushes at the Wall's complex with his helicopter)
(Charles rushes at the Wall's complex with his helicopter)
— Charles, Fleeing the Complex
"You know what? Naw. This calls for some bold action. ♫I'm the bold action MAAAAN!!♫"
(Charles rushes at the Toppat's satellite with his spaceship)
(Charles rushes at the Toppat's satellite with his spaceship)
— Charles, Completing the Mission
Sarge: There they are! Land right next to them!
Grif: Right... land.
Sarge: You DO know how to land this vehicle, don't you?
Grif: Sure. That just means 'stop flying', right?
Sarge: Brace for impact!
Grif: Right... land.
Sarge: You DO know how to land this vehicle, don't you?
Grif: Sure. That just means 'stop flying', right?
Sarge: Brace for impact!
— Red vs. Blue, "Revelation", Chapter 19
"But I'm not the superstitious type. Nothing could go wrong on Friday the 13th of January 2012, on the 100th year anniversary of the Titanic, on a ship that's also only safety-rated for two compartment floodings. Especially not when you have a five-star, max-level captain like Francesco Schettino, a man who mysteriously rose from Head of Security to the position of Captain within just a couple of years. He knows exactly what to do in case of an emergency! For example, when he caused this emergency in 2008, when he crashed into a port in Sicily. And in 2010, in Warnemunde, Germany, when he was steering a different ship and came into port too fast and caused another collision."
— Internet Historian, "The Cost of Concordia"
Giovanni: How did you manage to live up to your name in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!
Fred/Car Crash: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!
Giovanni: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!
Fred/Car Crash: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!
Fred/Car Crash: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!
Giovanni: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!
Fred/Car Crash: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!
Laser beam takes out an engine
Action Scientist: Why does this happen every time you're at the stick?
Robo: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Action Scientist: Why does this happen every time you're at the stick?
Robo: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Henry Jones Sr: I didn't know you could fly a plane
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no !
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no !
