"FIN FANG FOOM!
Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956!
FIN FANG FOOM!
Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
FIN FANG FOOM!
Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is."
Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956!
FIN FANG FOOM!
Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
FIN FANG FOOM!
Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is."
— Nextwave
Deadpool: Downside of seducing Ben!
Gwenpool: He's married to Alicia. And... I don't know how... I don't know how that'd even work! Like, anatomically!
Gwenpool: He's married to Alicia. And... I don't know how... I don't know how that'd even work! Like, anatomically!
"Let me explain the lore here, okay? They suffer, they fight. That's business as usual. They get groiny with each other, the world as we know it falls apart."
— Cordelia, about Buffy and Angel's relationship, Angel.
Lochan: To see what would happen if we got caught.
Maya: Caught living together?
Lochan: Caught—caught having a relationship—
Maya: Having sex?
Lochan: Yes.
Maya: By who?
Lochan: The police. Look, Maya. It's not—I just wanted to check…
Maya: Does that mean we can never—
Lochan: No, no, not necessarily. It just means that we can't until the kids are grown up and safe, and even then we have to be very, very careful.
Maya: I knew it was officially illegal, but pot's illegal, and so is speeding, and so is peeing in a public place. Anyway, how would the police even notice and why would they even care—it's not like we're hurting anyone or even ourselves! And anyway, if we did somehow get caught, what the hell would the police do? Fine us?
Lochan: Maya…
Maya: Lochie, what? What's the matter?
Lochan: If we were found out, we'd be sent to prison.
Maya: Caught living together?
Lochan: Caught—caught having a relationship—
Maya: Having sex?
Lochan: Yes.
Maya: By who?
Lochan: The police. Look, Maya. It's not—I just wanted to check…
Maya: Does that mean we can never—
Lochan: No, no, not necessarily. It just means that we can't until the kids are grown up and safe, and even then we have to be very, very careful.
Maya: I knew it was officially illegal, but pot's illegal, and so is speeding, and so is peeing in a public place. Anyway, how would the police even notice and why would they even care—it's not like we're hurting anyone or even ourselves! And anyway, if we did somehow get caught, what the hell would the police do? Fine us?
Lochan: Maya…
Maya: Lochie, what? What's the matter?
Lochan: If we were found out, we'd be sent to prison.
Jackie: Okay, you're saying I can't get anyone pregnant or I'll die, right? That isn't a problem.
Sontaine: No?
Jackie: No. I'm already careful. All I've got to do now is be a little more careful.
Sontaine: And you know a form of contraception that is... one hundred percent... effective?
(Jackie's eyes widen as he realizes, no, there isn't.)
Jackie: Noooooooo!! No. No. No. This can't be happening to meeee...!
Sontaine: For God's sake, Estacado, try and calm down!
Jackie: Calm down? Don't you realize what this means? I can't have sex or I'll die! Me! Jackie Estacado! I can't have sex!
Sontaine: You are the champion of the Darkness, Estacado. You're going to find there's a lot more to life than fornication.
Jackie: Oh yeah? Maybe on your home planet, but—
Sontaine: Oh, get a grip on yourself!
Jackie: Yes! I can see a lot of that in my future! Oh please— let it be a dream!
Sontaine: No?
Jackie: No. I'm already careful. All I've got to do now is be a little more careful.
Sontaine: And you know a form of contraception that is... one hundred percent... effective?
(Jackie's eyes widen as he realizes, no, there isn't.)
Jackie: Noooooooo!! No. No. No. This can't be happening to meeee...!
Sontaine: For God's sake, Estacado, try and calm down!
Jackie: Calm down? Don't you realize what this means? I can't have sex or I'll die! Me! Jackie Estacado! I can't have sex!
Sontaine: You are the champion of the Darkness, Estacado. You're going to find there's a lot more to life than fornication.
Jackie: Oh yeah? Maybe on your home planet, but—
Sontaine: Oh, get a grip on yourself!
Jackie: Yes! I can see a lot of that in my future! Oh please— let it be a dream!
