Red Skull: Steven Rogers, son of Sarah.
Captain America: Red Skull?! Son of a b— (gets whacked by shield)
Deadpool: Language, Captain!
Captain America: What? Really? You're here too?
Deadpool: What, did you think you were the only one with a magical time-travel wrist-band thingy? That is adorable. That is so you. Plus, didn't you hear about the Fox-Disney merger? We're all gonna be one big happy family soon. Like brothers.
Captain America: Ugh, that's it. I'm done. Here's your stupid death stone, I'm going back to my girlfriend!
Deadpool: That's right! You really should. Go to her! Go to her, you sexy man! Go to her and never look back!
Captain America: Red Skull?! Son of a b— (gets whacked by shield)
Deadpool: Language, Captain!
Captain America: What? Really? You're here too?
Deadpool: What, did you think you were the only one with a magical time-travel wrist-band thingy? That is adorable. That is so you. Plus, didn't you hear about the Fox-Disney merger? We're all gonna be one big happy family soon. Like brothers.
Captain America: Ugh, that's it. I'm done. Here's your stupid death stone, I'm going back to my girlfriend!
Deadpool: That's right! You really should. Go to her! Go to her, you sexy man! Go to her and never look back!
