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Films — Live-Action
"No, it was not her brother; that was something people made up."
— Allyson Strode, Halloween (2018)
"15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Ferd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two shitty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel."
— Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Live-Action TV
"We suggest you don't spend a lot of time trying to figure out where this episode comes in the timeline of the series — it doesn't. It's a storytelling aberration, if you'll allow."
—Bradley Whitford, in a pre-episode message for The West Wing's post-9/11 episode.
Video Games
Lani-Loli: How many times have you beaten this clown anyway?
Coco: Three.
Apparently the Apple
comic was non-canon. Think of it like a "commercial". Then imagine yourself removing the quote marks around "commercial", because it was a commercial. "Ah, now I get it," you're saying. Just in case you're lying, here's another example: Say Team Fortress was Hercules. Our class updates would be all of those times that Hercules fought gorgons or suplexed an evil king into a mountain. The Apple update would be like the time Hercules enjoyed a jalapeño popper platter at Applebees.
comic was non-canon. Think of it like a "commercial". Then imagine yourself removing the quote marks around "commercial", because it was a commercial. "Ah, now I get it," you're saying. Just in case you're lying, here's another example: Say Team Fortress was Hercules. Our class updates would be all of those times that Hercules fought gorgons or suplexed an evil king into a mountain. The Apple update would be like the time Hercules enjoyed a jalapeño popper platter at Applebees.—Team Fortress 2 development team blog post
"So I murdered a few Highborne, tried to kill Malfurion, and fled Darnassus as a wanted fugitive. Can't you just drop it and move on? Everyone else has."
Web Animation
Spike: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't canon.
Spike: There ya go! It's not canon!
Rainbow Dash: This isn't canon.
Spike: There ya go! It's not canon!
Webcomics
WARNING!== ==WARNING!== ==WARNING!
THIS CONTENT IS NOT CANON AND IS (SUS)PICIOUSLY EASTERN EUROPEAN IN ORIGIN (POSSIBLY RUSSIAN HACKERS?)
THIS CONTENT IS NOT CANON AND IS (SUS)PICIOUSLY EASTERN EUROPEAN IN ORIGIN (POSSIBLY RUSSIAN HACKERS?)
— Chud, Impjak Adventure
Web Video
"It's a movie so shitty that it's not even considered to be in canon with the rest of the series."
Ah, here, let me translate that statement for people who don't speak Marvel Comics..."We're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry!".
Western Animation
Molly: I had no idea you could sing like that! I thought we did a whole episode about how you can't really sing...?
Libby: Oh, silly Molly! This is a Theme Song Takeover! It's not canon. It's a fantasy!
Libby: Oh, silly Molly! This is a Theme Song Takeover! It's not canon. It's a fantasy!
"Don't worry, bro. None of this is canon."note
