"Can't a guy get some privacy?! At least when he's taking a dump?!"
—Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes
As the last word left my lips, I saw her in the mirror. Straining on the toilet Bloody Mary yelled, “Do you mind? I’m busy!”
— A drabble by Althalas
Mercer: Lenny wants it done at the airfield. Problem is, isn't there a lot of CCTV down there?
Callum: Entrances...lobbies...exits and runways, manager's office. There's a blind spot in the toilets though, which could be a good thing. It's the one thing everyone does before they get on the plane.
"A lot of nerve you got, trying to rob a fella while he's having himself a pleasant relief."
— Maney Gault, The Highwaymen
"Sorry to interrupt such an agreeable moment, friend, but I needed a few accessories to turn into the perfect pirate."
—(Future) Jolan to a Viking taking a leak, Ogotai's Crown