Quotes / Callousness Towards Emergency

Josh: (through the phone) Megan! Put mom or dad on!
Megan: No, I'm on the phone with Janie and we're talking about stickers.
Josh: Forget about the stickers! We are in a helicopter right now with no pilot!
Megan: Call me in a half hour. (hangs up on Josh)

—Drake & Josh, "Helicopter"

I just can't stand to hear him scream like that. I'm gonna go upstairs.

—Linda Stotch upon hearing Butters being assaulted by Trent Boyett, South Park, "Pre-School"

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