Player Character: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.
"1. Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? "Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own."
Fry: Whoa, a real live robot! Or is that some kinda cheesy New Years costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
— Futurama
Cable: Hold still.
Spaceknight: Alert! The meatbag is a telekinetic!
Spaceknight: Alert! The meatbag is a telekinetic!
Throughout this recitation, the piece of meat in question stares at the far wall of the Yeerk Pool, arms loose at his sides, legs braced apart, expression blank — mostly. Looking closer, Aftran can see that his jaw is clenched slightly as his back teeth grind together, that his right hand is curled into a fist at his side. Maybe not so broken, then. Good. She’ll need all the fight she can get out of him.
— "What if Tom was infested by a member of the Yeerk Peace Movement?", All Assorted Animorphs AUs
