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"No. No, those weren't vampires. Those were just guys in thundering need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies. It could have been rabies. And that guy turning to dust? Just a trick of light."
Buffy lampooning Scully Syndrome

Giles: For as long as there have been vampires, there's been the Slayer: one girl in all the world, a Chosen One—
Buffy: [to Willow and Xander] He loves doing this part.
Giles: All right. The Slayer hunts vampires. Buffy is a Slayer. Don't tell anyone.

Buffy: I looked around, but soon as they got clear of the graveyard, they could have just— [makes sweeping hand gesture] voom!
Xander: They can fly?
Buffy: They can drive.

Giles: It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine. [beat] That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it?
Buffy: Welcome to the New World.

Buffy: I don't suppose you've got a key on you?
Angel: They really don't like me dropping in.
Buffy: Why not?
Angel: They really don't like me.
Buffy: How could that possibly be?

Xander: Okay, so, crosses, garlic, stake through the heart.
Buffy: That'll get it done.
Xander: Cool! Of course, I don't actually have any of those things.
Buffy: Good thinking.
Xander: Well, the part of my brain that would tell me to bring that stuff is still busy telling me not to come down here.

The Master: Ah, Colin... You failed me. Tell me you're sorry.
Colin: I'm sorry!
The Master: There. That wasn't so bad, was it? Hold on... [stabs his finger into Colin's eye] You've got something in your eye.

"I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good."
Xander

Buffy: So, Giles, got anything that could make this day any worse?
Giles: How about the end of the world?
Buffy: Knew I could count on you.

"I just am not the type to settle, you know? It's like when I go shopping. I have to have the most expensive thing. Not because it's expensive, but because it costs more."
Cordelia

"I mean, the dead rose. We should have at least had an assembly."
Xander reacts to his first Sunnydale coverup.


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