"I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier. So, that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: #1 no portal surfaces, #2 start the neurotoxin immediately; #3 bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into, #4 bombs for throwing at you."
Kobayashi: "What? I, the great Kobayashi, discount ninja, have every intent of destroying you! How dare you make such an accusation?"
Radd: "Well, these convenient platforms serve no purpose other than to help me reach the flashing light. I mean really, just take them away and I could never jump high enough to reach the target."
Radd: "Well, these convenient platforms serve no purpose other than to help me reach the flashing light. I mean really, just take them away and I could never jump high enough to reach the target."
Boki: "Finally, I made it to the reactor core! I have to trick its defense systems so it shoots lasers at itself, right?"
Savant: "No, you just have to defeat all the energy sources, clearly marked as usual. I honestly have no idea where you pick these things up sometimes."
"Yes, this 'museum' keeps a crate of live dynamite just lying around, and instead of taking out half the building, all it does it mildly-annoy Simon."
—The Spoony Experiment on Demolition Man (the game)
The final boss fight is rather disappointingly-easy, 'cause he has fewer stages than my electric toothbrush and the place is just strewn with powerful weapons like a Texan Christmas morning."
"Like, there isn't much in here. Like, there's two blocks over there that can kill me, but yeah, that's pretty much it!"
