Quotes / Boomerang Bigot

Fan Works

Hunter: Stop being gay, we have other activities to get to!
Luz: Why should we? Are you homophobic or something?
Hunter: Yes I am! Ninety percent of the problems in my life have been caused by a gay person!
Luz: Oh yeah? Like who?
Hunter: Me.

— The Wolf and the Not-So-Happy Camper

Film — Live-Action

Did you know he's a halfblood? Voldemort? Yeah, his mum was a witch, but his dad was a muggle. Or did he tell you lot he was pureblood?

— Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

A black slaver's even lower than the head house nigger — and buddy, that's pretty fucking low.

— Django, Django Unchained

Diana Prince: An Amazon working with an Atlantean.
Arthur Curry: Half Atlantean.
Diana: How many thousands of years since our people spoke?
Arthur: I don't know. I'm not exactly close to mine. I hate Atlanteans as much as you Amazons do.

— Zack Snyder's Justice League

Jokes

All Cretans are liars.

— Epimenides the Cretan

Literature

Carrot: You know the Hooms? The street gang? They initiated their first troll member.
Vimes: What? I thought they went around beating up trolls! I thought that was the whole point!
Carrot: Well, apparently young Calcite likes beating up trolls too.

— Night Watch

"Years later, when he led a famous league side out to play Celtic, this same corporal, having said his Hail-Mary and fingered his crucifix, instructed his team, "Awright fellas, let's get stuck intae these Papes." There is a lesson in team spirit there, if you think about it."

— McAuslan

"Never, never, never be ashamed you're Jewish, because it's enough that I'm ashamed you're Jewish."

— Farber, You Could Live If They Let You

Live-Action TV

"The Watchdogs have the right idea, so I struck a deal with them. Help them hunt and kill every Inhuman. Hunted like the animals that we are. And I'm gonna be the last one to go."

— Hellfire, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., "Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire"

"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... (pauses a moment as realization hits) Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks- Oh god, I'm English."

— Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Tabula Rasa"

(Tony and Carmella are discussing the dean of a college that they want Meadow to attend)
Carmella: He talked an awful lot about Meadow having the best possible university experience.
Tony: Those Jew pricks are holding her hostage...
Carmella: He's Italian.
Tony: (shrugs) Jews with better food.

—The Sopranos, "Second Opinion"

Vesemir: Sometimes our deepest hate is for the things we cannot change about ourselves.

—The Witcher (2019), "Turn Your Back"

Newspaper Comics

"A true leader is willing to go against his own kind. F.D.R. was rich. He dumped on Wall Street. Ike was a General. He attacked the military-industrial complex. L.B.J. was southern. He sponsored the Voting Rights Act... I'm the first old President. Social Security must go."

— Ronald Reagan, 1982 Jules Fieffer political cartoon◊

Stand-Up Comedy

"Canadians are so apathetic at times! (sigh) But... whaddaya gonna do?"

— Glen Foster, Canadian comedian

"Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, and I'll tell you why: It's because WE hate black people, too!"

— Chris Rock, "Niggas vs. Black People"

Video Games

Verge: I never thought I would be working with XCOM.
Torque: Yeah, I didn't think they'd let an off-worlder join the team.
Verge: Torque. You are an off-worlder.
Torque: I'm from New Arctic. I am, by definition, an earthling.
Verge: With fangs, and sacs of venomous bile.
Torque: What can I say? Some earthlings are hatched lucky.

— XCOM: Chimera Squad

Web Original

"To save Brunhilde, Django must fight the whole apparatus of slavery: the plantation owners, the overseers, the slave trackers, the country lawyers, the vigilantes, the genteel enablers who profit from the system at a conscience-salving remove, and even the occasional slave who lucked into a bit of power, and is now willing to become a tyrant in his own right if that's what it takes to hold onto it. Yeah, I'm talking about Stephen with that last part...And because his position demands it, Stephen is twice the white supremacist that Candie or his sister or any of their redneck underlings are. Indeed, given both his age (he claims to have been at Candieland for 76 years) and the duties of a house slave, there's every reason to imagine that Stephen had the leading day-to-day role in raising Calvin — which would mean that Calvin came by his odious attitudes at least partially through Stephen's own example! So when Django rides in on that horse, flouting every last rule of Southern society, Stephen is absolutely right to regard him as a threat and a natural enemy. And Tarantino is absolutely right to make Stephen Django's ultimate opponent."

— Scott "El Santo" Ashlin on Django Unchained

Web Video

"Which one is actually composed of people interested in the artistry of music, and not northern twats? I'm allowed to say 'northern twats' because I'm from the north. Well, my mum was from the north. She's a twat."

— Ben Croshaw on the differences between Blur and Oasis

lI'm part of the left, and just like every good card-carrying member of the left, I also hate the entire left. Seriously, I cannot stand a single fucking one of you."

— Todd in the Shadows

Western Animation

White Reporter: So... in your opinion, Black People are-
Uncle Ruckus: CURSED. CURSED. CUUUUURSED.

— Uncle Ruckus, Black man, The Boondocks

Cop Morty: The election’s got these yellow-shirts more riled up than a Picture Day Jessica.
Cop Rick: That’s pretty harsh, sir.
Cop Morty: So report me. Nobody gives a fuck.
Cop Rick: Look, I’m just saying. Makes me a little sad to hear a Morty cop calling Mortys "animals".
Cop Morty: Well, it makes me sad to see another Rick cop buying into his sensitivity training.

— Rick and Morty, "The Ricklantis Mixup"

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