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"That would be a horrible way to die. Conversely, that is a totally awesome way to kill."
— Comment left on Cwen's Quest

"When Goku smashes Freeza on the top of the skull, not only does Freeza make that really funny face, but blood shoots out of his nose and mouth. It's too bad they censored this, because blood makes the shot far more comical. Let's face it, blood is funny stuff."

"MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"
Future You, No Time to Explain

Terry: The Blind One is coming. He's going to suck out your intestines for a thousand years and use your ribs as toothpicks.
Brodie: Um... okay.
Terry: Did I mention he's going to roast your nuts over an open fire? While they are still attached, of course.
Brodie: No, Terry. You didn't mention that.
Terry: Well, he is.

"I bet it wants fresh meat. Like us. Only then you'd have to kill it and leave its dead body here all bloody and stuff. That would be so awesome."
Donny Kowalski, Fallout 4

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