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Ragna the Bloodedge

Celica

Pre-match:

Ragna: Here we go again. Stay back, Celica.
Celica: No. Let me protect YOU this time!

Post-match:

Celica: Are you okay? I can heal you if you need to...
Ragna: Leave 'em be. They got what they deserved.

Results:

Celica: Hmm, where to go next...? What do you think, Ragna?
Ragna: I don't care. You just need to find someplace to hide. Whenever you wander around, things get messy and— HOW ARE YOU ALREADY GONE?

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: (summons his Persona) Izanagi!
Ragna: Hmph, I guess that's one idea...
Yu: Let me work with you. I won't be able to do this, otherwise.
Ragna: Do whatever you want. Just don't fall behind.
Yu: Then we're a team! Now...
Both: Let's go!!

Post-match:

Ragna: Not bad. You got some moves.
Yu: Right back at ya.

Results:

Ragna: Look, I don't give a damn about the "strength of your bonds," but if you keep your eyes forward, I'll watch your back.
Yu: Our worlds may be different, but our bonds are shared... If you fight by my side, Ragna-san, I'll cut us a path!

Hyde

Pre-match:

Ragna: Cut straight through and take 'em down. You got a problem with that?
Hyde: Not at all. That's what I always do.

Post-match:

Hyde: Sorry, but I don't have any more time to waste on you.
Ragna: Heh. Kid's got some stones.

Results:

Ragna: Go home, kid. From here on out, your life's on the line.
Hyde: Little too late to worry about that. It has been ever since that fateful night...

Blake

Pre-match:

Ragna: Sorry, but I'm gonna do what I want.
Blake: Sure. I might just have to follow along, right?

Post-match:

Ragna: Tch. Nothing but small fry.
Blake: Says you. You don't know what I had to go through.

Results:

Blake: Geez... You're charging in head-first without even thinking. You could at least pay a LITTLE attention to your partner.
Ragna: Sorry, but in a fight, I'd rather not screw around.

Akatsuki

Pre-match:

Ragna: I'm warnin' ya, I don't know how to go easy.
Akatsuki: I'm counting on it. Charge!

Post-match:

Ragna: You heard what I said. I don't go easy.
Akatsuki: A little late for regrets now.

Results:

Akatsuki: What immense power... "Grim Reaper" is certainly appropriate.
Ragna: Heh. Says the "Thunder God." You were pretty wild back there too.

Astral Heat

Ragna: I'll show you the power of the Azure! I'll show you fear! There is no Hell, only the void!

Jin Kisaragi

Ragna

Pre-match:

Jin: Brother... LET'S KILL EACH OTHER!
Ragna: Stop crying, you little punk. I'll deal with you later.

Post-match:

Jin: With those obstacles out of the way, let's go back to killing each other!
Ragna: *runs offscreen*
Jin: Brother... Brother? *runs off in Ragna's direction*

Results:

Jin: Wait, Brother! I said WAIT! We should be killing each other right now!
Ragna: Damn, you're annoying. Fine, get over here and I'll put you to sleep.

Noel

Pre-match:

Jin: I expect nothing from the likes of you. Just stay out of my way, you obstacle.
Noel: Y—yes, sir.

Post-match:

Noel: W— We did it, Major Kisaragi!
Jin: Obviously... and stop making such a fuss every single time. It's embarrassing.
Noel: Y—yes, sir.

Results:

Jin: Hmph... Why the hell am I stuck on babysitting duty...
Noel: Oh no... The Major keeps getting grumpier and grumpier...

Orie

Pre-match:

Jin: Let the hammer of justice fall...
Orie: ...On all who would disrupt order.

Post-match:

Orie: I will not take your life. Leave this place at once.
Jin: Well said. You're not even worth killing.

Results:

Orie: To bring judgement upon all evil... Is that really the "Law" and "Order" you uphold?
Jin: So what if it is...? Shall I judge the evil within you?

Blake

Pre-match:

Jin: Stay in the shadows like a beast you are.
Blake: I don't take orders from you. I'll do what I want.

Post-match:

Jin: Tch. What an annoying woman. Jumping all over the place.
Blake: This is the part where you’re supposed to thank me.

Results:

Jin: Stay out of my range while I’m fighting, or I might cut you, too.
Blake: Don’t worry about me… I’m used to fighting with people who use Iaido.

Rachel Alucard

Ragna

Pre-match:

Rachel: It's time for your debut, Ragna. Go work up a sweat for the both of us.
Ragna: Pipe down and get off your high horse, already.

Post-match:

Rachel: You were sufficient, I suppose... for a mongrel.
Ragna: Yeah, yeah... good for you.

Results:

Rachel: I believe it's time for some tea... Ragna, would you start the preparations?
Ragna: Yeah, no. Go drink some river water.

Es

Pre-match:

Rachel: Now, child: shall we dance?
Es: Dancing... during combat? Incomprehensible...

Post-match:

Rachel: How mundane... do you agree?
Es: Mundane...? I'm... not sure.

Results:

Es: Your movement in combat is plagued by illogical factors. I suggest optimizing your algorithm.
Rachel: Illogical? You hardly understand what you're talking about. I think I may need to teach you how a real lady behaves.

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Rachel: It seems that we are unwanted guests tonight.
Yukiko: Nothing a little charring can fix, right?

Post-match:

Rachel: A little charring was a gross understatement. How I pity them.
Yukiko: I thought I was holding back...

Results:

Yukiko: Now that that's over, why don't we have some tea? It would pair wonderfully with this manju.
Rachel: What a delightful suggestion. Nago, prepare the tea posthaste. Hehe... this should be a lovely tea party.

Hazama

Carmine

Pre-match:

Hazama: We've been caught. Not a good look for the intelligence department.
Carmine: What do I care? They're just two more chunks of meat!

Post-match:

Carmine: Like I said, two meat chunks coming right up!
Hazama: Good job! A violent opponent should be dealt with by a violent ally.

Results:

Hazama: I've been wondering about your hair for a while now... It's so needlessly festive! Half the time it's red, and the other half, white!
Carmine: Keep pissing me off and I'll dye you ALL red.

Blake

Pre-match:

Hazama: Let's see... which of us should go first...?
Blake: I'm not turning my back to you.

Post-match:

Hazama: Oh! Are you getting dizzy?
Blake: You rely too much on your sight. Use all five senses.

Results:

Hazama: Running, ducking, and dodging your way through battle… The shadows really do suit you, young lady.
Blake: I’m honored. But I’d watch my back, if I were you.

Noel Vermillion

Ragna

Pre-match:

Noel: Wha— what do we do, Ragna? We haven't devised a strategy or anything...
Ragna: Huh? Who cares?

Post-match:

Noel: W— We did it, we won.
Ragna: Jeez, that was close.

Results:

Noel: Nice work, Ragna! Um, I made you a drink if you're thirst—
Ragna: N-NO THANKS!

Hyde

Pre-match:

Noel: Please surrender, there's no need for us to fight.
Hyde: Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work. Sorry...

Post-match:

Noel: I'm sorry. I should have held back.
Hyde: Why apologize? They had it coming!

Results:

Noel: What sort of world is this...? How long must we keep fighting...?
Hyde: It doesn't matter. We just have to take this as far as we can.

Azrael

Ragna

Pre-match:

Azrael: Hors d'oeuvres first, then the main dish. Right, Grim Reaper?
Ragna: Sure... if you can make it till then, Mad Dog.

Post-match:

Azrael: Pathetic. I'm not even full.
Ragna: Tch... you're really on the warpath.

Results:

Azrael: Now, it's time for the main course. You better leave me satisfied, Grim Reaper...!
Ragna: Bring it. You just bit off more than you can chew!

Hazama

Pre-match:

Azrael: Just don't get in the way of my meal, Library.
Hazama: Oh, please. I have no interest in your beastly affairs.

Post-match:

Azrael: Ehh... no texture whatsoever.
Hazama: Oh my, what a mess. Do you have no manners?

Results:

Azrael: Eating a bunch of small fry ain't gonna fill me up. Guess I gotta go after a bigger fish.
Hazama: Whoa now, you'll spoil your appetite!

Chie

Pre-match:

Azrael: Show me the power of a real carnivore!
Chie: [Beat] Carnivore's kind of a loaded term! It's not like that!

Post-match:

Azrael: Tch, pathetic. I don't even want to eat you.
Chie: Well, so I guess you won't eat everything.

Results:

Azrael: I see, your Meat-Lover nickname wasn't just for show. After the way you tenderized this meat, the texture will be perfect!
Chie: Have you even heard a word I've said? And why does it sound so gross when you talk about me tenderizing meat? Ew! Just stay away from me, you pervert!

Astral Heat

Azrael: Releasing...all...restraints! Watch and learn! This is POWER!! NONE CAN MATCH MY STRENGTH!!!

Iron Tager

Makoto

Pre-match:

Tager: Stay focused and ready, Makoto.
Makoto: Yeah, I'm ready... ready to punch 'em in the face!
Tager: *sigh* Did you hear a word I just said?

Post-match:

Makoto: Whoa... that was a close one. Wasn't it, Mr. Tager?
Tager: Which is why I said we needed to st—- *sigh* uugh... never mind. Well done.

Results:

Tager: Your sharp instincts are praiseworthy, but if you continue to fight like that, all the intel those instincts provide you will be squandered. On the battlefield, the most important thing is to—
Makoto: (Oh boy... Heeeere we go...)

Waldstein

Pre-match:

Tager: Unknown enemy approaching. How do we want to handle this?
Waldstein: The only way I know how: with power!!!

Post-match:

Waldstein: Weak! Too weak!
Tager: We’ve neutralized our opponents, but at the expense of our surroundings, I’m afraid.

Results:

Tager: I fully understand the capacity of your strength, but you should consider brushing up on your tactics a little more. Not all battles can be won with brute force alone.
Waldstein: Don’t make me laugh. Little tricks and gambits are meaningless in the face of raw power. My claws will make short work of them.

Makoto Nanaya

Noel

Pre-match:

Makoto: Let's go, Noel! I'll leave you behind if you don't move quick!
Noel: You too, Makoto! Keep up with me!

Post-match:

Makoto: We did it, Noellers! Even if I did most of the work.
Noel: Augh! I gave it my all too!

Results:

Noel: Makoto, aren't you hungry? Wanna take a break? I can make you something real quick.
Makoto: No no no, not at all! Not hungry at all! So full! Like, bloated!

Chie

Pre-match:

Makoto: Is kung-fu sorta like this? (*makes Funny Bruce Lee Noises*)
Chie: No, no! You gotta do it with spirit! (*more Funny Bruce Lee Noises*)

Post-match:

Chie: This is the sign of...
Both: Victory!
Makoto: We did it! Hah!

Results

Makoto: Phew, I'm hungry. Times like these call for some red, juicy meat. Whaddaya say, Chie? Shall we?
Chie: Ahhh, just hearing you say that is making me hungry! Okay, it's settled! We're doing a carnivorous walking tour! Meat, meat can't wait to meet you, meat. ♪

Gordeau

Pre-match:

Makoto: 'Kay! Let's get this thing started! *tosses her coat aside*
Gordeau: I like your spirit! This'll be a good fight!

Post-match:

Makoto: Yay! We steamrolled 'em!
Gordeau: Going crazy on your enemies without a thought... I can dig it.

Results:

Makoto: That was awesome! I'd call us unbeatable, but that'd be an understatement!
Gordeau: Unbeatable, huh? ...And here I thought you'd already have gotten sick of me. Guess I've got a chance to turn my life around a little.

Astral Heat:

Makoto: Gather, cosmic power! Crusher! Haaaaaaa~! You're already dead! Burn out in a blaze of glory!!

v -No.13-

Ragna

Pre-match:

Nu: Who dares to stand in Ragna and Nu's way? You wanna die?
Ragna: [Beat] Personally, I'd welcome death right about now.

Post-match:

Nu: Nu is the only one allowed to hurt Ragna.
Ragna: Umm... when did I say you were allowed to hurt me?

Results:

Nu: Hey, Ragna. Nu did her best, right? Tell me I'm a good girl ♪
Ragna: Sigh... no matter what I say, she's gonna hear what she wants to hear.

Noel

Pre-match:

Nu: Target confirmed. Obstruction confirmed.
Noel: (in a robotic monotone) Target acknowledged as an obstruction.
Both: Commencing annihilation of the target.
Noel: (normal voice) Wait... what am I saying?

Post-match:

Nu: Target incapacitated.
Noel: (in a robotic monotone) Function ceased. Exiting battle mode. (normal voice) Urgh... What's happening to me?

Results:

Nu: Ragnaaaaa, where are youuuu?
Noel: What is this... energy I feel? Could it be... her feelings?

Hazama

Pre-match:

Nu: Ragna... Ragna... Nu's right here.
Hazama: Ugh, this again? One of the hazards of working with a toy, I guess.

Post-match:

Nu: No. This... this is not Ragna...
Hazama: That's right. That thing over there is nothing but garbage.

Results:

Nu: Ragnaaaaa... Where are you, Ragna? Nu wants Ragna...
Hazama: Oh, just can it already, would you? I'd rather not have to scrap such a big piece of garbage.

Hilda

Pre-match:

Nu: Enemies confirmed. Deploying petals.
Hilda: Looks like I get to try out my new toy.

Post-match:

Nu: Target silenced. If you're not Ragna...then you should die.
Hilda: Oh no. Don't tell me she's defective.

Results:

Nu: Useless... If it's not Ragna, it's useless. And what's useless to Nu should disappear... It should all die...!
Hilda: Ugh, how am I supposed to use a toy like this? Amnesia has no use for junk.

Mika

Pre-match:

Nu: Target threat level updated. Engaging with maximum firepower.
Mika: That's the spirit, mecha girl. Give 'em a wallop!

Post-match:

Nu: Complete. Your efforts were pointless.
Mika: I can't hear you! When you win, you gotta get LOUD! FROM THE BELLY!

Results:

Mika: That sucked! What is this, Mecha-girl? Amateur hour? Put some spirit into your strikes! Yell! Roar! Set your heart ABLAAAAAAAAZE!
Nu: Useless. Worthless. Pointless. Nonsensical.

Es

Nu

Pre-match:

Es: Strategic battle link established. Beginning send.
Nu: Error: link broken. Only Ragna may connect with Nu.

Post-match:

Es: Exhaustion rate over 30%. I recommend immediate recovery.
Nu: Negative. Nu will search for Ragna.

Results:

Es: Murakumo... do you seel the Azure as well?
Nu: I don't care about that. All Nu needs is Ragna.

Yu

Pre-match:

Es: Yu Narukami, I sense unusual powers within you.
Yu: Es... what are you?

Post-match:

Es: Yu Narukami, why do you fight?
Yu: To protect my friends and the ones I hold dear.

Results:

Es: The strength of your bonds... Do you mean to say that your connection with other influences how you fight?
Yu: It's true for you too, Es. If your friends were here, you'd become stronger. A person can only do so much alone.

Yosuke

Pre-match:

Es: I look forward to working with you, Junes employee: Yosuke Hanamura.
Yosuke: Seriously? Just don't call me that after I show you what I've got!

Post-match:

Yosuke: See? I'm more than just a Junes employee!
Es: End status: switching to self-alert state.
Yosuke: Hey, don't ignore me! That really hurts, you know!

Results:

Es: I revise my rating for you, Junes employee Yosuke Hanamura. Your basic battle capacity rating has been increased.
Yosuke: Mind adjusting what you call me, then? The first half isn't even part of my name!

Linne

Pre-match:

Es: Target in sight. Updating threat level.
Linne: No need for that. Let's just get this over with.

Post-match:

Es: Threat level updated. Target incapacitated
Linne: Well, hopefully they learned a thing or two.

Results:

Es: Confirming damage status... Damage, negligible. Impossible. The results of this battle are inconsistent with the data.
Linne: Numbers aren't everything. In a real battle, they're hardly even a placebo.

Ruby

Pre-match:

Es: Do you also desire the Azure?
Ruby: [Beat] Well, actually... uhhh... I'm more interested in your sword.

Post-match:

Ruby: Oh please, can I see your sword just for a little bit?
Es: No.

Results:

Ruby: Crescent Rose and I are one and the same! A weapon is a part of you! You can't live without it! Is that how you feel about your sword?
Es: A part of me... Something I can't live without... But that would be... pudding?

Platinum the Trinity

Ragna

Pre-match:

Sena: Uh...please don't hurt us, Mr. Pedo.
Ragna: I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

Luna: Just stay out of Luna's way, pedo!
Ragna: I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

Post-match:

Luna: You're pretty good!...for a pedo.
Ragna: I SAID I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE, DAMMIT!

Results:

Sena: Lunaaa...th-this guy's eyes are scaring me...
Luna: Right? He's TOOOOOTALLY a creeper.
Ragna: Ugh, gimme a break...

Hazama

Pre-match:

Trinity: Kazuma... I'm so sorry...
Hazama: I think I'm hearing things. How scary...

Post-match:

Hazama: Look at that. I did it all by myself.
Trinity: I'm sorry. I can't stay here any longer.

Results:

Trinity: Kazuma... Is there nothing I can do...?
Hazama: Awful lot of bugs around here... And one just keeps buzz-buzz-buzzing in my ear. What a noisy place this is...

Es

Pre-match:

Luna: Sh-She’s so tiny… But so huge.
Sena: Yeah, and umm...bouncy?
Es: Tiny...but huge. Incomprehensible.

Post-match:

Es: Target incapacitated. Mission complete.
Sena: Look Luna, I think we won.
Luna: ..Then why do I feel so defeated?

Results:

Luna: Dammit… Just… Just give me another five years and I’ll, I’ll… Waaaaaaaaahhh! One day you’ll be sorry!
Sena: H-Hey, Luna! Where are we going…!?
Es: ...Ally lost. Why was she...crying?

Yosuke

Pre-match:

Yosuke: Ha! I deal with kids all the time at Junes! Go ahead, do your worst!
Luna: Who are you calling a kid, dumbass?!
Yosuke: Eep! Sorry!

Post-match:

Luna: So weak!
Yosuke: Well, that could've been worse!

Results:

Luna: Ha-HAH! Under Luna's command, this is nothing! You ended up being pretty useful, too! Keep it up!
Yosuke: (Don't feel great to be bossed around by a kid, but hey...) Sure! You can count on me!

Chie

Pre-match

Luna: Here's the plan! We're gonna kick their asses ASAP!
Chie: You bet! Lead the way, Platinum-chan!

Post-match:

Luna: What a wimp! C'mon, get up!
Chie: Hey! That's not nice! No bullying!

Results:

Luna: Yeaaaaah! You better not step to Team Luna ever again!
Sena: *sniff sniff*... Chie! I smell meat! Hmm... It's this way! Chaaaarge!
Chie: Er... Can we really just leave them here like— Wait, did you say MEAT!? I'm coming for you, meat!!!

Teddie

Pre-match

Luna: Why do I gotta fight with THIS little punk?
Teddie: Hey! You're the one who's a pipsqueak here!

Post-match:

Teddie: Heh... How was that? Elegant enough for you?
Luna: Whoa... How is he so sparkly...?

Results:

Luna: Where do you get off, callin' ME "pipsqueak"!? Luna's still growing, you know! Someday I'll be all big and bouncy and you'll be sorry!
Teddie: You started it by calling me a punk! Buuuuut, if you grow up like you think you will, give me a call sometime!

Jubei

Ragna

Pre-match:

Jubei: Leavin' my back to you, Ragna. Now let's go!
Ragna: Got it. Don't push yourself too hard, Master.

Post-match:

Jubei: Come on, now. You're just as rough around the edges as ever!
Ragna: Who cares? We won, didn't we?

Results:

Jubei: Alright, sit your behind down right there. Didja forget everything I taught ya? You really call that "fighting"? Fine then, guess we gotta start all over from the very beginning. Get yerself ready.
Ragna: Urk... Cut me some slack, Master...

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Jubei: No worry. If it comes down to it, I'll keep you safe.
Yukiko: Mr. Kitty, thank you. I'll give you some catnip when this is over.

Post-match:

Yukiko: Having two tails must be so convenient for cooking!
Jubei: I can't tell if yer makin' fun of me or not.

Results:

Yukiko: Thank you for protecting me, Mr. Kitty... As I promised... Here, catnip.
Jubei: Why do ya just have that on ya? ...Not that I'm complainin', heh. Thanks.

Hakumen

Ragna

Pre-match:

Hakumen: Your destruction at my hand is merely a matter on time.
Ragna: That's my line. You'd better not stab me in the back.

Post-match:

Hakumen: I cannot ignore the evil that courses through your veins.
Ragna: Give it a rest. The crazy act is getting boring.

Results:

Hakumen: You are the very essence of evil, the heart of darkness. Your continued existence is a blight upon this world.
Ragna: Your speeches are getting old. If you want to play the hero, then shut up and fight!

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: I cannot lose! There are too many people I've sworn to protect!
Hakumen: It is one thing to claim determination. It is another to prove it with your blade!

Post-match:

Yu: It's over.
Hakumen: Such is the difference in our resolve.

Results:

Hakumen: The power to protect those you care for— is that how you define righteousness? Then do not fear, do not let pride consume you, and you are sure to find your path.
Yu: The way you live has taught me a lot. I will walk a path without regrets, with my friends at my side.

Izayoi

Jin

Pre-match:

Jin: Let's go Tsubaki, I'll carve out a path for both of us.
Izayoi: Of course Jin, I'll follow you anywhere.

Post-match:

Jin: Not a single foe...
Izayoi: ...Can stand before our cause.

Results:

Jin: That was an excellent match. Well done, Tsubaki.
Izayoi: N-Not at all...it's all thanks to you Jin.

Naoto Shirogane

Pre-match:

Naoto: I'll put my life on the line to reveal the truth.
Izayoi: And if that truth proves evil, I will punish you in the name of justice!

Post-match:

Izayoi: This battle would not have been won without your strength.

Results:

Naoto: Those who do not question their sense of justice may well lose their way. You should be careful not to— No, never mind.
Izayoi: Call it blind faith if you wish, but nothing will stop me from carrying out justice as I determine it.

Orie

Pre-match:

Orie: Salvation for the righteous.
Izayoi: Punishment for the unjust.

Post-match:

Izayoi: Your sins have been judged.
Orie: Leave at once, before our blades take your life.

Results:

Orie: We can only carry out law and order through the use of force, which means the justice we uphold is far from perfect. Even so—
Izayoi: Yes. Even so, we will always choose the sword. Until the day that all immorality is purged.

Nine the Phantom

Jubei

Pre-match:

Nine: (poking Jubei's cheek) I haven't seen you in action in a while, darling.
Jubei: Stop flirtin'. Focus on the battle.

Post-match:

Nine: Aww, finished already? That's no fun.
Jubei: (groans) I have one crazy wife.

Results:

Nine: That's my man. I just fell in love with you all over again.
Jubei: You're my one and only. There are, uh... all sorts of reasons I'd never want a divorce.

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Nine: Would you like to witness the depths of sorcery?
Yukiko: Actually, I've been interested in witches for some time now.

Post-match:

Yukiko: *giggle* Now I shall make you my familiar! ...Maybe.
Nine: Do you want to be a witch, or not?

Results:

Yukiko: How was that? Do you think I could become a witch? I have the ability to make completely tasteless food, at least.
Nine: Hmm... I suppose that is sort of magical, in its own way...

Mai Natsume

Makoto

Pre-match:

Makoto: (hugging her) Mai, oh my. I'm so glad we're fighting together.
Mai: M-Makoto, focus! The battle's starting!

Post-match:

Makoto: Yeaaahaaah! What a team!
Mai: Yeah! It's been a while, but my body still remembers what to do!

Results:

Makoto: Fighting like this reminds me of our days at the Military Academy. It's so nostalgic...
Mai: Those were the days... Ahhh, I miss Noel's Death Dinners...

Mitsuru

Pre-match:

Mai: Zghh... That's quite the outfit. Are you gonna fight in that?
Mitsuru: It's suited for battle, despite it's appearance.

Post-match:

Mai: Thank you for the match.
Mitsuru: Indeed. That worked out nicely.

Results:

Mitsuru: Brilliant. your combat skills are honed through long years of training. Once you learn to make informed decisions based on you physical condition, you will improve further.
Mai: T-Thank you very much. I'll keep working on it. (I've gotta stop moving like I still got a guys body.)

Naoto Kurogane

Ragna

Pre-match:

Naoto: Get ready, cuz you're up next, you white-haired bastard.
Ragna: Yeah. Keep barking, see what happens.

Post-match:

Naoto: There's no afterlife.
Ragna: Only the void.

Results:

Naoto: Alright, no more distractions. Let's do this, you son of a bitch.
Ragna: That's my line. Bring it on, punk. I'll show you the difference between you and me.

Rachel

Pre-match:

Raquel: You're up Naoto. Show me your devotion.
Naoto: *sigh* I just had to team up with a princess...

Post-match:

Naoto: Chalk up another victory.
Raquel: Heh. I expect as much from all my servants.

Results:

Naoto: Just you wait, Raquel. No matter where you are, no matter how long it takes, I will find you. The real you.
Raquel: And as a good master, I will wait for you. Even if a master should never have to wait on her servants.

Yosuke Hanamura

Naoto Shirogane

Pre-match:

Shirogane: Are you prepared, Naoto-san?
Kurogane: Hell yeah. Let's get this done, Naoto!

Post-match:

Kurogane: Whew. That should do it, right?
Shirogane: Another victory for Team Naoto.

Results:

Shirogane: That turned out even better than I expected. I can always count on you, Naoto-san.
Kurogane: Aww, c'mon. It was all because of your great strategy, Naoto! Huh. Ever think about switching to last names?

Celica A. Mercury

Nine

Pre-match:

Nine: Aww, Celica dear, promise that you'll never leave me.
Celica: C'mon, Sis, that tickles...!

Post-match:

Nine: You're not hurt, are you? Let me see....
Celica: Haha, I said that tickles. Hey...!

Results:

Nine: Oh, my sweet little Celica, I'll keep you safe and sound. I won't let anyone take you away from me... You're mine, all mine.
Celica: Aww, thanks, Sis. But I'll protect you a billion, times Nine!

Vatista

Pre-match:

Celica: (examining a map) Um, we should be going... this way! (points in the wrong direction)
Vatista: (points forward) Not that way. This way.

Post-match:

Celica: This has got to be a shortcut!
Vatista: Why voluntarily choose a painful path?

Results:

Celica: I'll find us a path, Vatista! We'll be fine this time, I'm sure of it!
Vatista: My master configured me to pursue efficiency, not adventure. Thus, I advise you to hand the map to me.

Susanoo

Azrael

Pre-match:

Azrael: Show me the strength of a god!
Susanoo: Very well. I'll carve it into your very marrow.

Post-match:

Susanoo: Behold the might of God!
Azrael: Incredible... just incredible!

Results:

Susanoo: You shall feast upon your divine punishment. A gift far exceeding what a stray dog deserves.
Azrael: Yes! Give me all the punishment you've got! I won't let any of it go to waste, God!

Neo

Pre-match:

Susanoo: You are a blight. Begone, illusionist.
Neo: .....

Post-match:

Neo: (snickers)
Susanoo: Your tricks make mockery of my absolution.

Results:

Susanoo: Your apparitions make light of my very presence. Death is kinder than you deserve. Your punishment shall be eternal!
Neo: .....

Persona 4 Arena

Yu Narukami

Chie

Pre-match:

Yu: Let's see where your daily training has got you, Satonaka!
Chie: You bet! Presenting: the new and improved Chie Satonaka!

Post-match:

Yu: You okay, Satonaka?
Chie: I'm doing great, ready for another round! *Funny Bruce Lee Noises*

Results:

Chie: And we're done! Hmm... I guess I've still got a long way to go to catch up to you, Narukami-kun!
Yu: Haha, guess I can't afford to stand still. Let's see just how strong we can become.

Yuzuriha

Pre-match:

Yuzuriha: The battle begins! Time to roll up my sleeves and rock their world!
Yu: If I'm going to fight, I'm going all out. Izanagi!

Post-match:

Yuzuriha: You're young, you could be more aggressive! Really get in there!
Yu: I guess I just need more courage?

Results:

Yuzuriha: You passed the test! ♪ I can rest assured that you'll only use your powers for good! ♪
Yu: The Dual Moons One Blade Drawing Style, huh... It's an honor to hear such praise from someone so skilled.

Astral Finish

Yu: Thousands die, but tens of thousands are born in their place! Meet your maker!

Yosuke Hanamura

Jin

Pre-match:

Yosuke: Ummm... why do I get the feeling that you're really pissed?
Jin: Hmph. Enough posturing. Let's fight.

Post-match:

Jin: If you've learned your lesson, then I suggest that we—
Yosuke: Alright, we rock! Wait, did I misread that??
Jin: *sigh*

Results:

Yosuke: Say what you will about our fighting, but I'd say we make a hell of a comedy duo, how about you?
Jin: Hold your tongue. Unless you want me to cut it out of your head.

Hazama

Pre-match:

Yosuke: All right, we'll take you on!
Hazama: You can do it! I'm rooting for you!
Yosuke: Just leave it to —- Hey! Don't make me do all the work!

Post-match:

Yosuke: Sorry, we just don't have any weaknesses!
Hazama: Keep up the good work!
Yosuke: You should start!

Results:

Hazama: Ohoho, now you're a breath of fresh air. I can't wait to toy with— I mean, play with you...
Yosuke: T-Toy with me...? L-Look, just because I helped you this time doesn't mean you're gonna fool me again! I'm serious!

Makoto

Pre-match:

Makoto: (*laughs*) Bring it! Let's do this thing!
Yosuke: Yeah... wait, what am I saying? Why are you so excited?

Post-match:

Yosuke: Yes! I was pretty cool there, right?
Makoto: Heck, yeah! You showed them what's what!

Results:

Yosuke: You've gotta have the power of the wild if you can beat people up with your fists alone. You don't think you can beat Jiraya like that... do you?
Makoto: Hmm... I dunno, maybe! Wanna give it a go?

Yu

Pre-match:

Yosuke: Alright, let's show 'em a bit of our strength, partner!
Yu: Yeah! Let's go! (*both high-five and salute each other*)

Post-match:

Yosuke: Haha! You'd need about a hundred years more training to beat us!
Yu: Heh. Let's not overstate it, Yosuke.

Results:

Yosuke: Score one for us! Hate to tell ya, there no chance you can beat me and my partner!
Yu: Yeah, we won't lose. Never have, never will.

Chie

Pre-match:

Chie: Let's go, Hanamura! You mess around, I'll smack you in the back of the head!
Yosuke: Give me a break! It'd be 3-on-1, damn it!

Post-match:

Yosuke: Yes! I rocked, didn't I?
Chie: Haha! But I rocked it even more, right?

Results:

Yosuke: How 'bout that!? Once we're on a roll, no one can stop us! Actually, I think might've been able to take these two on my own...
Chie: Ha ha, don't get so cocky! Hey, Hanamura, once we get home, buy me a beef skewer. Actually, two. No, three!

Linne

Pre-match:

Yosuke: Haha! You're fast but I'm pretty quick myself!
Linne: Are you trying to show off? Ah... to be young again.

Post-match:

Yosuke: Ha! Against our speed...
Linne: All of their powers are meaningless.
Yosuke: Hey, you're actually into it!
Linne: Sh—Shut up.

Results:

Linne: It's impossible for anyone to see through my EXS "Speed Star". By the time you realize you've been attacked, it's already too late.
Yosuke: What the hell? I want a cool two-part attack name like that! ...Actually, I might be a little too old for that by now...

Kanji

Pre-match:

Yosuke: Alright. Don't get too fired up, okay? Now stay cool. Cool?
Kanji: How could I call myself a real man if it didn't get me fired up. Bring it on!

Post-match:

Kanji: Damn, you really got some guts.
Yosuke: But I guess we're just a little bit stronger.

Results:

Kanji: Hey, Hanamura-senpai, you're hurt. Here, I'll lend you my shoulder. Just relax and lean on me.
Yosuke: Whoa, nope, I'm A-okay. Seriously, I'm good. I appreciate the gesture, but I can walk on my— ow!

Chie Satonaka

Waldstein

Pre-match:

Waldstein: Fellow warrior, let us march forward to our bloody ends!
Chie: Uhhh... you wanna turn that down a notch?! Like, to a "We're the strongest, yeah!" kind of level?

Post-match:

Chie: Wahahaha! "We reign victorious!" ...right?
Waldstein: Hahahaha! Delightful! A delightful fight, indeed!

Results:

Chie: So, what do you think, Gramps? It's kinda fun to play nice once in a while, right?
Waldstein: I don't mind sparring from time to time. But who are you calling "Gramps"? ...It isn't me, is it?

Yang

Pre-match:

Chie: Your punches are strong, Yang! But I think my kicks might be stronger!
Yang: Oh? Then let's see which of us can dish out more damage.

Post-match:

Yang: Way to go, Chie!
Chie: Ha! You too!

Results:

Chie: Aaaah! Now that was some good refreshing exercise. ...Hm? Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something? Oh, right, I was competing with Yang-chan!
Yang: Well, that was short-lived. I'm still in the mood to fight, though. There's gotta be another opponent or two around here somewhere.

Yukiko Amagi

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: You got my back, Amagi?
Yukiko: Yes, leave it to me! I'll support you as much as I can.

Post-match:

Yukiko: I wouldn't call that rare... medium, maybe... umm, well-done?
Yu: ...Amagi, they're charred.

Results:

Yukiko: Did I manage to show you how reliable I can be? I want to help you out more, Narukami-kun.
Yu: You were perfect. When I fight with you, I don't hesitate at all. If you weren't here, it wouldn't have gone so well.

Chie

Pre-match:

Yukiko: Chie! Let's do our best!
Chie: Of course! Let's go, Yukiko!

Post-match:

Chie: No matter the enemy... I will always protect Yukiko!
Yukiko: Oh, Chie. You're so cool!

Results:

Yukiko: I can't just let you protect me forever. From now on, I'll protect you too, Chie.
Chie: Yeah! If you protect me, I'll protect you. As long as we both protect what's imporant to us, everything will be fine!

Weiss

Pre-match:

Yukiko: I shall show you my greatest fire dance.
Weiss: How lovely... I'm a confident dancer myself. Allow me to join you.

Post-match:

Yukiko: Oh, done already?
Weiss: I feel so let down.

Results:

Weiss: How did you like our dance? Did you enjoy the storm of fire and ice?
Yukiko: If the dance was to your liking, come to the Amagi Inn's hot springs to refresh your body and soul. We eagerly await your visit.

Kanji Tatsumi

Yu

Pre-match:

Kanji: Okay. Just watch, Senpai. Kanji Tatsumi’s about to fight like a man!
Yu: Good. I’ll try to keep up.

Post-match:

Kanji: Hey, Senpai! I really think battle is—
Yu: Heh. "The heart of manliness," right?
Kanji: Yeah, yeah! Nice, Senpai!

Results:

Yu: You’ve gotten strong, Kanji.
Kanji: Hell yeah! It’s a real honor to hear that from you, Senpai. I’m gonna keep trying to do better and better.

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Kanji: Stay back, Senpai. I can handle these losers.
Yukiko: Thank you, but no. I’m fighting too. I don’t need to be protected anymore.

Post-match:

Yukiko: S-sorry. I lost my temper and sort of... scorched them.
Kanji: Amagi-sempai... you're pretty scary...

Results:

Kanji: Senpai, I’m sorry. I underestimated you, and belittled your resolve… If you want to slap me now, I won’t complain!
Yukiko: Oh, I hardly noticed… But if that’s what you want, Kanji-kun… Is a punch okay? ...It will only take one.

Carmine

Pre-match:

Kanji: Hey, punk! Once we're done here, I'll take YOU on!
Carmine: Fine! Let's get this trash out of the way!

Post-match:

Kanji: A hundred years too soon. Try harder!
Carmine: We'd never lose to garbage like you!

Results:

Kanji: Heh, you wanna go? Then let's go! I can take everything you've got to give!
Carmine: Th-The hell...? I don't like the sound of that... Look, I'm not interested in... whatever the hell this is. Go do that shit on your own time.

Aegis

Tager

Pre-match:

Aegis: Let's go, Tager! Maximum power!
Tager: Quick and decisive! I like it.

Post-match:

Tager: Mission complete. Proceeding to the next waypoint.
Aegis: Roger that. Away we go.
(both fly off)

Results:

Aegis: High speed navigational sequence active. Closing in on waypoint. It seems the two of us are perfectly synchronized.
Tager: But that's no excuse to let out guard down. The first to lose focus in combat is usually the first to lose their life. You would do well to remember that.

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: Our opponents look tough. Think we've got this, Aegis?
Aegis: No problem. I will use my full power from the start of the match.

Post-match:

Yu: This is the power of our Personas... no, out hearts!

Results:

Yu: We've been through a lot of tough battles together. There's no way we'd lose a fight like that.
Aegis: Narukami-san. When I am with you, a feeling of nostalgia washes over me... It reminds me of someone.

Naoto Shirogane

Yu

Pre-match:

Naoto: Heh, it's odd. I didn't picture the two of us fighting together, Senpai.
Yu: I'm glad we are. Looking forward to your brilliant insights, Naoto!

Post-match:

Yu: Wow. They don't call you detective prince for nothing.
Naoto: Heh, I'm more than just my brain.

Results:

Yu: You never change, do you Naoto?
Naoto: Please don't worry. No matter the situation, I'll keep you safe, Senpai.

Hyde

Pre-match:

Hyde: So you think you can control my power?
Naoto: Not an issue. I have a plan.

Post-match:

Hyde: We won. What the hell are you?
Naoto: Nothing special. Just a detective.

Results:

Naoto: Your powers are more intense than I had predicted. If you take so much as one wrong step, we risk serious injury.
Hyde: Don't take this the wrong way, but you shouldn't come near me. I haven't been able to control my power since I got here... and I don't want to hurt you.

Mitsuru Kirijo

Orie

Pre-match:

Orie: Failure is not an option. Let's stay focused and deal with them.
Mitsuru: Very well. We'll keep them within our reach and suppress them. Just as we theorized.

Post-match:

Orie: The curtain falls. This match is settled.
Mitsuru: That's the end of that. Elegantly done.

Results:

Orie: I value the success of the Licht Kries over my own. Anyone working for an organization they value would do the same. So as long as our goals are aligned, I will continue to fight alongside you.
Mitsuru: No need to be so formal, the fight is over. Besides, it's important for a soldier to find rest wherever she can!

Weiss

Pre-match:

Weiss: The strong can go into battle with a sense of ease.
Mitsuru: That's true, but don't let your guard down!

Post-match:

Mitsuru: Execetution complete.
Weiss: Execution?! That's disturbing...

Results:

Mitsuru: Calm analysis and precision strikes. Just what you'd expect from the Ice Queen.
Weiss: You're not bad your self, Imperious Queen of Executions. I pity the opponent in the face of your mercilessness.

Akihiko Sanada

Mitsuru

Pre-match:

Akihiko: Mitsuru, you know what we have to do!
Mitsuru: Yeah. It's time we demonstrate our resolve!

Post-match:

Mitsuru: Your training seems to be paying of Akihiko!
Akihiko: I can't stay in one place forever, and neither can you Mitsuru!

Results:

Akihiko: Heh. Guess we're fighting together again!
Mitsuru: Whenever I am with you, I feel driven to reach greater heights. I guess the word "Rivals" suits us well.

Mika

Pre-match:

Mika: My burning heart sets my chest ablaze!
Akihiko: My muscles roar as they break their limits!
Both: Our fists shall collide! (they bump fists)
Akihiko: And there's the gong!

Post-match:

Akihiko: (grunts) Nice fight.
Mika: Right back at ya!

Results:

Mika: Total victory! ♪ C'mon, let's run towards the sunset!
Akihiko: Sure, I could use a jog! And once we're done, let's celebrate with some protein shakes.

Labrys

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: Sorry Labrys, but I need your help.
Labrys: What are you actin' like a stranger for? We're friends, ain't we? I got your back anytime!

Post-match:

Labrys: Yes, we won!
Yu: Labrys, um... uh, y-your arm.
Labrys: Huh? Oh you're right. I forgot to pull back the chain.

Results:

Labrys: Even if my body is a machine, all of ya treat me like a normal person. That's what lets me trust everyone and fight.
Yu: We're tied with a bond. You are who you are, Labrys, and that's all that matters.

Ruby

Pre-match:

Labrys: I thought my weapon was huge, but yours give a run for its money, Ruby.
Ruby: Just wait till you see what I can do with it.

Post-match:

Labrys: No one will ever make me hurt my friends again.
Ruby: You're so cool Labrys.

Results:

Labrys: Now I get why you're the leader of Team RWBY. Ya got the skills for one thing, but you also seem to really enjoy fightin'. Can you teach me how to do that?
Ruby: When you're fighting, you don't have to worry about personal drama or anything, just the fight! Remember, simple is best! Ahh, that was fun.

Teddie

Rachel

Pre-match:

Rachel: Gii, Nago, Teddie? Handle them.
Teddie: You betcha!

Post-match:

Teddie: *Pant* *Wheeze* We really won!
Rachel: Perhaps I'll make you a full time servant after all.

Results:

Rachel: I'm getting thirsty. Teddie, bring me some tea.
Teddie: That's Teddie abuse! Hmph, I demand a raise!

Merkava

Pre-match:

Merkava: Neither human nor beast... An odd creature.
Teddie: (knocks on Merkava) Looks who's talking! (smacks Merkava with a paper fan) What's YOUR deal?

Post-match:

Teddie: You see that? I'm unBEARably good, right?
Merkava: Well, you did make for a momentary amusement.

Results:

Teddie: Y'know, there's something kind of empathetic about you. We might actually make a good pair!
Merkava: If that is what you believe, then you should allow me to consume you and make us one, creature...!

Elizabeth

Mitsuru

Pre-match:

Mitsuru: In the name of the Kirijo family!
Elizabeth: Let the all out, no rules deathmatch begin!

Post-match:

Mitsuru: My stakes were higher than yours.
Elizabeth: How unfortunate for you. Better luck next time.

Results:

Elizabeth: Wow. You put all your eggs in one basket. An impressive gambling technique, to be sure.
Mitsuru: It's the only sort of gamble I know. There's no better way to demonstrate my resolve.

Linne

Pre-match:

Linne: I'll show you how the Night works.
Elizabeth: Night work? This should be interesting.

Post-match:

Linne: This is going nowhere. Go home already.
Elizabeth: Please watch your step on the way out.

Results:

Linne: This is not a woman to be trifled with... Even toying with the enemy, she's displaying such immense power. She's limitless.
Elizabeth: I'm just a friendly elevator girl... I can take you up or down, whichever you'd like. I know no limits.

Tohru Adachi

Hazama

Pre-match:

Hazama: Let's raise a little hell, shall we?
Adachi: That's practically my job at this point.

Post-match:

Adachi: There. Job well done.
Hazama: No one likes to work overtime.

Results:

Hazama: Oof. I feel so old these days. Being a public official really kills your body and soul, doesn't it?
Adachi: You can say that again. It's important to carve out some time for yourself once in a while.

Hyde

Pre-match:

Adachi: Go get 'em, kiddo. You look like a real rabble rouser.
Hyde: I am! —Hey, you're fighting too, you know!

Post-match:

Adachi: I like your spirit! That's how kids should be!
Hyde: Still not gonna fight for you, man.

Results:

Hyde: Can you at least pretend to take this seriously? You're a responsible adult, right? Or is that suit just for show?
Adachi: I'm so damn tired of pretending... And I gave up that label a long time ago...

Under Night In-Birth

Hyde

Tager

Pre-match:

Hyde: Are you ready for my real strength?
Tager: Calm down, rookie. First, we have to analyze the enemy's moves.

Post-match:

Hyde: Is that all ya got? That's disappointing.
Tager: Still so bare... but you got potential.

Results:

Hyde: Man, what the hell is with you? "Green" this, "rookie" that... Come at me and I'll show you how strong I am.
Tager: You just proved my point, Rookie. A soldier who ignores the battlefield to focus on himself is second-rate. Watch your opponents, the flow of battle, and above all, your allies. Only then can you call yourself "strong."

Yu

Pre-match:

Hyde: I don't pull my punches. No promises you won't get caught in the crossfire.
Yu: No problem. Don't hold back on my account. Persona! (summons Izanagi)

Post-match:

Hyde: So that's the power of the bond, huh?
Yu: Yeah! This is my... no, our power!

Results:

Yu: The "EXS", huh... I can't see any limits to its power... Just how strong is it?
Hyde: Whoa! Don't just jump in front of me like that! I mean, you're good, but my right hand won't listen to me.

Linne

Pre-match:

Hyde: Don't worry, I'll protect you!
Linne: Hmph. That's my line, you amateur.

Post-match:

Linne: Beyond... lies only the darkness of night.
Hyde: If you're not ready for it, then go home.

Results:

Hyde: I can take care of myself, Linne. Let me continue to fight by your side.
Linne: Do whatever you want. Just don't become a sacrifice.

Waldstein

Pre-match:

Waldstein: I can feel it now! My blood is boiling!
Hyde: Jeez... don't give yourself a heart attack, old man.

Post-match:

Hyde: This is the essence of my power.
Waldstein: Hehehe... and you say I get worked up.

Results:

Hyde: What now, old man? Still wanna treat me like a kid?
Waldstein: Don't make me laugh, boy. You're barely breaking out of your shell. Talk to me again when your arms are the size of your torso.

Yuzuriha

Pre-match:

Yuzuriha: C'mon, Hyde; show Big Sis how cool you are!
Hyde: Sure, just watch me!

Post-match:

Yuzuriha: You've gotten so strong! Big Sis is so proud of you!
Hyde: Hey! Cut it out, Yuzu!

Results:

Yuzuriha: Hey Hyde, give me a back massage. Oh, and I'm thirsty, so bring me some tea. And don't forget the rice crackers!
Hyde: Ugh... I swear Yuzu, you're unbelievable.

Ruby

Pre-match:

Hyde: If you're scared, you can just stand back and watch.
Ruby: Same to you, Hyde. You don't have to fight if you're scared of me showing you up.
Hyde: Roger tha-! W-wait, hold on!

Post-match:

Ruby: Aww, it's over? It was just starting to get fun. Aww, too bad.
Hyde: Understand now? Even Lady Luck has given up on you.

Results:

Hyde: Whether here or in the Hollow Night, I can't avoid fighting. Sorry, Ruby. I'd like your help, but I don't want to subject you to these endless attacks.
Ruby: Naw, it's okay! As a Huntress, it's my duty to help those in need! Besides... it's kind of exciting! Hehe. ♪

Linne

Rachel

Pre-match:

Linne: What? Do you expect me to be your partner?
Rachel: Indeed. I believe our dance will be lovely.

Post-match:

Rachel: An unsurprising result.
Linne: Yeah. There's no getting around that skill gap.

Results:

Linne: I would have called that "impressive", but I cannot abide by your capriciousness. When you find yourself in the arms of eternity, you should at least have the decency to contain yourself.
Rachel: Oh, I disagree. There must always be a little room for amusement. Boredom is our greatest enemy, is it not?

Platinum

Pre-match:

Luna: We can take care of this ourselves! Just stay out of the way, pipsqueak!
Linne: I swear... better shut them up with skill.

Post-match:

Linne: Hmph. Looks like that's that.
Luna: How...could she be that strong?

Results:

Linne: So, have you got anything to say to me?
Luna: W-Well… You did pretty good, for a pipsqueak! I-I guess I can take pity on you and let you fight with us again.

Orie

Pre-match:

Orie: Let's see your skill, Princess of the Night Blade.
Linne: Sure. Watch and learn... little girl of the Licht Kries.

Post-match:

Orie: Can you stand? I meant to soften my strikes...
Linne: Well I'm sure they can drag themselves home, at least.

Results:

Orie: Wow, the embodiment of eternal reincarnation can really fight. I've underestimated your elegance, Phantom Princess.
Linne: Who are you calling a phantom? I swear... Kids these days have no respect for their elders...

Waldstein

Azrael

Pre-match:

Waldstein: Come! My claws shall make you my prey!
Azrael: Your prey? Don't be absurd! They're mine!

Post-match:

Waldstein: Unworthy! Absolutely unworthy!
Azrael: You glutton! I've hardly eaten my fill!

Results:

Azrael: I'm starving... You robbed me of my prey, and now I'm starving... You're going to pay for this, old warrior...!
Waldstein: Disgraceful... Barking for food like a stray dog. Very well. I shall engrave the essence of strength into your body!

Linne

Pre-match:

Waldstein: Hah! They dare tread into the path of the Night's Blade?! How reckless!
Linne: Let's send them home with their tails between their legs.

Post-match:

Waldstein: Do you fools still want more?
Linne: Run while you can. Even I can't deal with this beast.

Results:

Waldstein: Princess... As I say daily... you must train your body! Power is the heart of combat, and it only resides within those who train! With those scrawny arms, you shall accomplish nothing!
Linne: I refuse. Even I have a little self-respect.

Gordeau

Hazama

Pre-match:

Gordeau: My harvests are... a little special. I can't guarantee that you won't get involved.
Hazama: Don't worry... I specialize in quick escapes.

Post-match:

Hazama: What a harvest! You're a greedy one!
Gordeau: Of course. I carry the name "Greed" on my shoulders.

Results:

Gordeau: Look, isn't it about time you drop the act? My instincts are telling me that you are RIPE for harvesting...
Hazama: Oh my, you are a curious one. But you do know there's no point in harvesting crops that have already rotten, don't you?

Tager

Pre-match:

Tager: Engaging defenses... ugh, looks like they're a step ahead of us.
Gordeau: Aww... lighten up! It's just a fight, after all.

Post-match:

Gordeau: What a shame... this harvest isn't even edible.
Tager: I... don't imagine you'd eat any of these people, anyway.

Results:

Gordeau: Sorry I went a little wild there. This scythe's a bit too unwieldy to navigate around that big body of yours.
Tager: Not a problem. You're a valuable part of this team. Don't hesitate to use your full power as we continue fighting.

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: Hard-boiled...?
Gordeau: Heh, now you're talking like a man.

Post-match:

Gordeau: You get too heated and you'll lose, got it?
Yu: Yeah, learning a lot!

Results:

Gordeau: A real man speaks with his actions, not his words. On the battlefield, the good talkers are usually the first to die.
Yu: Wow... I don't think I've ever met anyone who emanates such manly energy...

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Gordeau: A pampered lady like you is gonna fight? Are you jokin'?
Yukiko: Just watch me and see if I'm joking.

Post-match:

Gordeau: Hey! Not too shabby, young lady!
Yukiko: I hope you understand now how strong I've become!

Results:

Gordeau: Damn, that was scary. I thought I was gonna be burned to a crisp. Take it easy, will you?
Yukiko: Don't worry. Even if I do burn you, I can heal the damage. I'm a good healer, so you have nothing to worry about.

Waldstein

Pre-match:

Gordeau: Alright, time for a harvest!
Waldstein: I'll tear you out by your roots!

Post-match:

Waldstein: Ha! What a pathetic show of strength.
Gordeau: Maybe compared to you... Tough luck for you guys.

Results:

Waldstein: Just as I thought, these people were unworthy to harvest. They're nothing but cowards, running rampant on the battlefield... How utterly unfortunate.
Gordeau: Ah, relax. You'll get a ripe one one of these days.

Orie

Hyde

Orie: Let's go, Kido. Think you're ready?
Hyde: Whenever you are, Harada.

Post-match:

Orie: Phew, that was...quite an extra curricular.
Hyde: Man I miss the days when school was all we had to worry about.

Results:

Hyde: Geez, this is weird… Never thought I’d be fighting alongside you, Harada.
Orie: P-Please keep this a secret from everyone in class.

Weiss

Pre-match:

Orie: Weiss, it seems we are wanted.
Weiss: Oh, I'm honored. Let's treat them with the respect they deserve.

Post-match:

Weiss: The secret to victory…
Orie: Is justice!
Weiss: And nobility.
Orie: And, uh... teamwork, maybe.

Results:

Weiss: One should always strive to be the best version of herself. I want to be the best partner you could have.
Orie: Hehe, what a wonderful thought. Then I too promise to be your best possible partner, as long as time permits.

Blake

Pre-match:

Blake: You're not so childish as to confuse power for justice, are you?
Orie: But power is the fastest way to gain control of the situation, and here, we have no choice.

Post-match:

Blake: Let me stop you there, the battle’s done.
Orie: This match is settled.

Results:

Orie: I don’t believe that our justice is right for everyone. We merely wish to be a guiding light for the people.
Blake: Light, huh… Then I must be the shadow that light casts. Fine then. I’ll fight for the future I believe in.

Carmine

Nine

Pre-match:

Carmine: Stay back, my massive friend! You'll ruin my fun!
Nine: Oh dear. Suddenly I feel the urge to set this whole place ablaze.

Post-match:

Nine: Whew! I finally feel refreshed.
Carmine: Ugh! What are you, in heat?!

Results:

Nine: How was that? I tried to make things as lively as possible. Did you enjoy yourself?
Carmine: Shut up. You're lucky I'm not interested in old hags' blood.

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Yukiko: Attacking with your nosebleed! Awesome!
Carmine: No it's not! And that's not what I— goddammit!

Post-match:

Yukiko: Um, you are bleeding everywhere. Are you okay?
Carmine: Shut up! Leave me alone!

Results:

Carmine: The hell's wrong with you? Most people like you tend to run away screaming after they see me.
Yukiko: You act a little bit like one of my friends, so your behavior doesn't scare me. Besides, I wouldn't let some harsh language stop me here.

Vatista

Noel

Pre-match:

Noel: W-Wake up! They're closing in on us!
Vatista: *yawns*

Post-match:

Vatista: Test complete. Good night...
Noel: W-What?! You're going to sleep here?

Results:

Noel: Just who is this girl...? Does she even eat...? I only have simple, portable rations to offer, though...
Vatista: I will leave this decision to the program... With a vote of 99-to-1, we have decided against ingesting this "dark matter".

Hyde

Pre-match:

Hyde: Guess I'll have to hit you with everything I've got!
Vatista: No worries. I am sure you will survive.

Post-match:

Hyde: Sorry, I've never been good at holding back.
Vatista: Well you still have your body, so you should be okay.

Results:

Hyde: Man, I just wanna go home already... How much longer are the two of us gonna have to fight?
Vatista: To borrow a human phrase, "God only knows." Though, "A bad idea is worse than none at all" may also apply.

Merkava

Carmine

Pre-match:

Merkava: I shall enjoy feasting upon you!
Carmine: Now let's see you struggle!

Post-match:

Carmine: You're the smallest of small fry!
Merkava: And thus, hardly diversion.

Results:

Merkava: Guoooooooooh! It's not enough... I hunger! I THIRST...!
Carmine: Then why not dine on these leftovers? You are an animal, after all.

Hakumen

Pre-match:

Hakumen: I shall cut through any evil that stands in the path of righteousness!
Merkava: And I shall dine on their remains!

Post-match:

Merkava: Now you shall sate my hunger!
Hakumen: Did you really think I'd let a beast like you run free?

Results:

Hakumen: Should you fall to savagery, you do so at your own peril. Should that time come, my blade shall be there to cast judgement.
Merkava: Your words ring empty. My body is already that of an uncontrollable beast. I have no morals on which to be judged.

Hazama

Pre-match:

Merkava: Your aid is unnecessary. My hunger... is BEYOND RECOGNITION!
Hazama: Ooh, scary! This is why I can't deal with monsters.

Post-match:

Merkava: My body has fallen to savagery, though I still force my mind to resist.
Hazama: Yes... you have an unusual way of showing mercy. I find it unseemly.

Results:

Merkava: Fascinating. You and I are mirror images of each other. I have shattered my human shell in favor of this beastly form, but you... You are a beast, yet choose to cover yourself with a human shell. Our forms may be different, but our nature is the same.
Hazama: Please don't lump us in together. I have no interest in making friends with a monster like you.

Jubei

Pre-match:

Merkava: Your aid is unnecessary. My hunger... is BEYOND RECOGNITION!
Jubei: Hate to tell ya, but that's really not my thing.

Post match:

Merkava: Pathetic. What a fragile body you have.
Jubei: Ain't the body that matters, it's all about the mindset.

Results:

Merkava: I serve my bestial body, devouring as my instincts command. There is no room for questioning.
Jubei: Nah, I've seen ya question your consciousness. Ya haven't thrown your human mind away yet.

Mai

Pre-match:

Merkava: You dwell within an unusual piece of flesh... How enticing...
Mai: I-I promise I'm not very tasty!

Post-match:

Merkava: I see. Your body and spirit are in conflict.
Mai: Eugh, I don't like that look.

Results:

Merkava: Abandon that immature shell of yours and the conflict between your body and soul shall be erased.
Mai: If there's one thing I know, it's that I like who I am. No matter how immature or weak I may be, I'll never throw those away.

Naoto Shirogane

Pre-match:

Merkava: The humanity within me drives me to take part in this fight.
Naoto: Merkava-san... if there is a human soul within you, I will find it.

Post-match:

Merkava: I can contain the urge no longer...! NGHRAAAAAGGGHH!
Naoto: So his heart really is human... no, this is...!

Results:

Merkava: Living solely by my instincts would make me no different than an animal. That is not what I desire. Though my body may be that of a beast, my heart is human.
Naoto: I cannot determine exactly what you are at this moment... You don't seem like a bad person, but... Hmm. This requires further investigation.

Vatista

Pre-match:

Vatista: I will begin my sweep, in accordance with the Master's will.
Merkava: Very well. If we are both non-human, then it seems only fitting we run amok.

Post-match:

Merkava: Your attachment to your body... is the reason for your loss.
Vatista: But the expandability of the mind software is quite intriguing.

Results:

Merkava: I walk from humanity to nothingness, while you were born in the nothingness and strive to be human. If we are both covered in nothingness, then the destruction of natural law must suit us best.
Vatista: False. Although parallel processing is the autonomic nerves' chosen deliberation method, I reject your enforcement of the idea of a heterogeneous origin.

Yuzuriha

Labrys

Pre-match:

Labrys: Now these guys look pretty fun!
Yuzuriha: I remember wanting to show off my strength. Ah youth.

Post-match:

Yuzuriha: If you're gonna go crazy, choose your foes wisely!
Labrys: Hey don't push yourself too hard okay?

Results:

Labrys: Oh, I forgot to retract my Chain Knuckle. Was I daydreamin' or something?
Yuzuriha: H-Hey! Don't leave any of your body parts behind! My neighbors already give me enough looks because of the sword, body parts might get me arrested.

Platinum

Pre-match:

Yuzuriha: Aw, there there. Big Sis will protect you, okay?
Luna: Stop treating us like kids! So annoying!

Post-match:

Yuzuriha: Awww, it's okay. I know it was scary, but it's over now.
Luna: Cut it out already, dammit!

Results:

Luna: You see now? Luna's super strong!
Yuzuriha: You did so good! What a smart girl you are... But remember, if you need any help, just call Big Sis, okay?

Hilda

Hazama

Pre-match:

Hilda: Maybe I can let my hair down a little.
Hazama: By all means. I'm not about to stop you.

Hyde

Pre-match:

Hilda: Well now, have you finally decided to join our side?
Hyde: Hell no. Now focus on the fight.

Kanji

Pre-match:

Hilda: Let's go, little boy.
Kanji: Wha— Don't treat me like some brat!

Post-match:

Hilda: Ahahaha! You broke so beautifully!
Kanji: Y-You're a lot scarier than you look...

Linne

Pre-match:

Hilda: I'll show you the depths of light and darkness.
Linne: And the sting of the blade that serves the Night.

Nine

Pre-match:

Nine: No need to be scared...
Hilda: We'll take gooood care of you. ♪

Post-match:

Hilda: Oh? Worn out already?
Nine: We could've had so much more fun.

Results:

Hilda: Don't you know how to pace yourself!? You break every toy we run into! Let me have some fun for a change.
Nine: I don't like beating around the bush. If I can crush them all in one blow, why wouldn't I?

Weiss

Pre-match:

Weiss: You're just in time for the ball.
Hilda: So dance like mad, you fools.

Post-match:

Hilda: Oh... Over before it even began.
Weiss: Truly an uneventful affair.

Results:

Weiss: Sorry if I made for a difficult dance partner. We Schnees move to our own rhythm.
Hilda: Not at all. I've always preferred making others dance to dancing myself.

Mika

Hazama

Pre-match:

Mika: I'll smash 'em from the front!
Hazama: And I'll cut a chunk from behind.

Post-match:

Mika: V for victory!
Hazama: Dear me. Violence really DOES suit you.

Results:

Mika: Courage to the brim! Overflowing power! And just a dash of justice! These three things are the key to victory! Now, say it with me!
Hazama: Umm, can I pass?

Rachel

Pre-match:

Mika: Cuties like us are gonna rule the new era.
Rachel: Cutie? I am no such thing.

Post-match:

Mika: Victory!
Rachel: I dare say this is a far cry from cute.

Results:

Mika: An overwhelming victory! The era has spoken, and the cuties shall conquer!
Rachel: Again, may I suggest that you refrain from calling me that...?

Yang

Pre-match:

Mika: Ha! A couple of fools who don't know any better.
Yang: Then we better get to punching. Get ready, Mika.

Post-match:

Mika: Hooray hooray! I'm the best!
Yang: *sigh* You're hopeless.

Results:

Mika: The first deployment of the army of beauties -- the Mika Militia -- was a success! Please, please, hold your applause! And what's our secret? Our Infinite Worth EXS!
Yang: ...I can't use EXS, and I'm not a member of the Mika Militia. Though to be fair, it sounds kind of fun. We have to change the name to something cooler, though.

Orie

Pre-match:

Mika: Let's do this, Orie. Follow me!
Orie: Okay okay. Just don't forget we're on a mission.

Post-match:

Mika: Behold and tremble. This is the power of the Licht Kries!
Orie: Hey now... don't get too carried away.

Results:

Mika: That's my best friend and best partner! Nice support, and nice assists! Even the gods are stunned by our synchronicity!
Orie: You say that all so casually! Try to be a little more modest, for my sake at least...

Seth

Izayoi

Pre-match:

Izayoi: My blade shall cast judgement upon you!
Seth: And mine shall be the last one you see.

Post-match:

Izayoi: Your sins have been purged.
Seth: Now begone. I have no use for you.

Results:

Izayoi: You are an arbiter of sin and punishment, assassin. Yet you still refuse to step into the light of justice.
Seth: Behind every light is a shadow, and that is where the assassins dwell. You and I achieve the same goals, but I expect no glory. Such is my role.

Hyde

Pre-match:

Seth: Lt's see how well your Insulator cuts.
Hyde: Just watch. Time to go to work!

Post-match:

Hyde: So, worthy enough for you?
Seth: What a joke. That was nothing to be proud of.

Results:

Seth: Unrefined, sluggish, and worst of all, naive. You really think you're worthy of carrying the Insulator— the Night Blade's masterpiece?
Hyde: I do. I can carry anything the Night Blade throws at me. Including Linne's wish.

RWBY

Ruby Rose

Ragna

Pre-match:

Ruby: (dashes excitedly around Ragna) Oohhh! Oh, your weapon looks so cool! Can I take a look at it!?
Ragna: (annoyed, literally keeps her at arms' length) Do that later, just get away!
Ruby: (pushed back with Blank White Eyes) Can I please!?

Post-match:

Ruby: All that power, I just have to know more about that thing.
Ragna: FYI, I ain't doing it.

Results:

Ruby: Whoa, your weapon transforms too, right!? And, it looks just like Crescent Rose! Hey, what other tricks can it do!? How much does it weigh? What's it made out of!? Can I hold it? Please? Please?
Ragna: Argh, shut up! Just— stop talking!

Rachel

Pre-match:

Ruby: Aww yeah, here comes Team Rose!
Rachel: Make light of a rose, and you may be pricked.

Post-match:

Ruby: Yes! Victory for Team Rose!
Rachel: Do mind the thorns.

Results:

Ruby: Say, why don't you use an actual weapon? I mean, you're pretty amazing the way you are, but still...
Rachel: There's no need. My grace and dignity more than suffice.

Yu

Pre-match:

Ruby: Our opponents look pretty tough this time, don't they, Narukami?
Yu: No worries! [draws his sword] With my Persona and your Semblance combined, no enemy can stand against us!

Post-match:

Yu: Victory... is ours!
Ruby: Hmmm... come back anytime, and we'll beat you again!

Results:

Ruby: Woohoo! You're so cool, Narukami! You really are a kingpin!
Yu: (...How do so many people know that nickname? Is the Midnight Channel involved somehow...?)

Gordeau

Pre-match:

Gordeau: My Devourer will carve out your spirit.
Ruby: And my Crescent Rose will claim our victory!
Gordeau: Now, let's get this party started.

Post-match:

Ruby: Yahoo! That was so much fun!
Gordeau: Wahoo! Aren't you rowdy?

Results:

Ruby: I haven't met another scythe user in a really long time... Actually, Uncle Qrow might be the only one that I know. Anyway, good work, old man! I've gotta make sure that I can keep up.
Gordeau: Good grief... Did you just call me "old man"? Do I really look that old? I—I've gotta take some time to process this...

Weiss

Pre-match:

Weiss: It seems it's our turn, Ruby!
Ruby: Yeah! Let's do this!

Post-match:

Ruby: Don't mess with Team RWBY!
Weiss: ...or at least Team RW.

Results:

Ruby: Heh! Nobody can stand against us! C'mon, Weiss! Let's go find our next match!
Weiss: I swear, that girl... She's always getting carried away. Sometimes I feel like she'd drive me crazy if I were anyone else.

Blake

Pre-match:

Ruby: This is getting fun, Blake!
Blake: Well, it's not boring, even if we know who'll win.

Post-match:

Ruby: We did it! Just as planned!
Blake: Plan? I didn’t hear about any plan.

Results:

Blake: I’m a member of Team RWBY. I can’t afford to disappoint. For my teammates’ sake and my own.
Ruby: Aw, c’mon Blake. You’ve gotta be happier than that! Enjoy the moment!

Weiss Schnee

Makoto

Pre-match:

Weiss: Be sure to stick to the plan.
Makoto: Roger that!... crap, what was the plan again?

Post-match:

Makoto: Well... We got through that somehow, right?
Weiss: I think we need to have a little talk after this.
Makoto: O-okay.

Results:

Weiss: Why didn't you fight according to plan?! We spent so much time devising and going over it!
Makoto: Sorry... I promise I'll do better next time, really! ...But, uh, what was the plan again?

Nu

Pre-match:

Weiss: We'll do this properly, fair and square.
Nu: Illogical. Eliminate all who get in the way.

Post-match:

Nu: Confirming damage report. Damage: negligible.
Weiss: Under my command, what else do you expect?

Results:

Weiss: Do you mind!? It's fine to improvise, but would you at least mind listening to your leader's instructions A LITTLE?
Nu: Who is this... "leader"?

Yu

Pre-match:

Weiss: It's an honor to fight with the leader of the Investigation Team.
Yu: Guess I'd better not embarrass myself.

Post-match:

Weiss: That was so easy, it's almost sad.
Yu: Sad? I was having fun!
Weiss: You have an interesting definition of fun.

Results:

Yu: Your dynamic movement and carefully chosen techniques really saved me. The Schnee family must be something special.
Weiss: It's certainly something... We'll meet again, but until then, farewell.

Blake

Pre-match:

Weiss: Float like a butterfly...
Blake: ...And sting like a bee, right?

Post-match:

Weiss: An elegant, and a graceful victory.
Blake: You're acting like it was easy.

Results:

Blake: That went pretty well. But I guess it always does for the Ice Queen.
Weiss: Hey! Stop calling me that! ...And, as I've told you many times, things all work out when you leave them to me.

Platinum

Pre-match:

Weiss: Please, try to stick to the plan.
Luna: Shut up! I don't take orders from flat-chested sidekicks!

Post-match:

Luna: Well, I guess you did OK. In spite of your cup size.
Weiss: Excuse me?!

Results:

Weiss: I can’t believe this! Nothing went the way it was supposed to, thanks to you!
Luna: Who cares? A win’s a win.

Blake Belladonna

Hyde

Pre-match:

Blake: I don’t fight for the sake of violence.
Hyde: I’m just trying to put out the fire here. Gimme a break!

Post-match:

Hyde: It was self-defense, don’t hold it against me.
Blake: Maybe from your perspective.

Results:

Blake: It’s just constant fighting, both here and at home... I just want a little rest.
Hyde: We both just want boring lives. But I guess we’ve got a lot more suffering to do.

Gordeau

Pre-match:

Blake: You can have your fun. Just don't get in my way.
Gordeau: Ohhh, lighten up. Enjoy yourself a little.

Post-match:

Blake: That's one way to pass the time.
Gordeau: See? You are having fun.

Results:

Blake: You’re all over the place… I can’t even keep track of who the enemy is.
Gordeau: Don’t be like that. Evasion is right up your alley, isn’t it?

Merkava

Pre-match:

Blake: I'll never judge a book by its cover, not even you.
Merkava: Spare me your pity. I just need an ally to help me pass the time.

Post-match:

Merkava: That was somewhat pleasant. Thank you, Faunus.
Blake: I can't imagine life's easy for you.

Results:

Blake: If you can promise me that you won't hurt anyone, I'll promise you that you will come to no harm.
Merkava: I swear by the human soul that resides within this body that I shall uphold this vow as long as your words remain true. ...Unless, of course, the beast runs rampant.

Yang Xiao Long

Yosuke

Pre-match:

Yosuke: Uwaah! What's with this bucket?
Yang: Ooh! You know, it actually kind of suits you!

Post-match:

Yang: Why don't you strike a pose with the bucket?
Yosuke: No way, why would I even do that?

Results:

Yang: I didn't know what to expect first, but you're pretty good. Especially... that cute Persona!
Yosuke: Heh heh... Cute, huh? —Hey enough about Jiraya, what about me?

Kanji

Pre-match:

Kanji: In a fight, the first to flinch loses. Time to get fired up!
Yang: Heh, guess that means I won't lose. This will be easy.

Post-match:

Kanji: Pfft, that was weak. Is that all?
Yang: Should of taken us seriously.

Results:

Yang: Oof, yikes. You really chose the wrong opponents. But I guess you did alright, all things considered.
Kanji: If you can work up the guts, we're always ready for a rematch! We'll take you head on!

Carmine

Pre-match:

Carmine: *groans* Why am I stuck with someone like you?
Yang: Once this fight's over, I'll take you on too. Now come on, let's go.

Post-match:

Yang: Too bad! So close, though.
Carmine: Quit trying to look cool!

Results:

Carmine: Weak! You're too weak! If I we're as weak as you, I'd want to di— OW! The hell was that for!?
Yang: Sorry, my hand slipped. Now come one, I'm your next opponent. Once I'm done with you, you'll REALLY want to die.♪

Neo Politan

Blake

Pre-match:

Blake: You do what you want, I do what I want.
Neo: (giggles)

Post-match:

Blake: This makes more sense than trying to play nice.
Neo: (smirks at her)

Results:

Blake: I don't know what you're really after, and I don't care. When you finally turn on me, I won't show any mercy.
Neo: .....

Yang

Pre-match:

Yang: Okay, let's call this a temporary truce. Watch my back.
Neo: (giggles)

Post-match:

Neo: (smug giggling)
Yang: Knowing how good you are makes me like you even less...

Results:

Yang: I don't know how you did it, but you managed to impressed me. That'll make defeating you in the future all the sweeter.
Neo: .....

Arcana Heart

Heart Aino

Ragna

Pre-match:

Heart: We'll show you the power of love!
Ragna: Yeah, that's not what I'm workin' with...

Post-match:

Ragna: Get it now? This is—
Heart: The power of love!
Ragna: Ugh, you freakin...

Results:

Heart: The power of love is so strong within you! I can feel it!
Ragna: Like I said, the power of the Azure isn't— Ugh, fine. Let's just go with that.

Makoto

Pre-match:

Makoto: Hey, Heart, remember that thing you promised?
Heart: Yeah, I'll make you something extra tasty once we're done!

Post-match:

Makoto: Whew. After a hard days work...
Heart: Nothing's better than dessert!

Results:

Heart: Dessert is served! The secret ingredient is love, and lots of it! ♪
Makoto: Mmmm, it's so good! Your melon parfait is super tasty, Heart! It's like the harder I fight, the better the treats are!

Senran Kagura

Yumi

Yu

Pre-match:

Yu: I've got your back... So let's do this, together.
Yumi: Very well. Then we have an agreement.

Post-match:

Yu: Are yo hurt, Yumi?
Yumi: No. You kept your promise.

Results:

Yumi: The glow of lighting through snow is the sign of our justice.
Yu: And the proof of our bond.

Yukiko

Pre-match:

Yukiko: Sakura rain down, though the bough be unshaken, by a breeze most brisk.
Yumi: Have even wint'ry skies known such a wondrous snow as this?

Post-match:

Yumi: Our dance comes to an end.
Yukiko: It was a true pleasure.

Results:

Yumi: Elegant yet intense, and graceful yet commanding. How impressive. It felt as though we were dancing among a blizzard of cherry blossoms.
Yukiko: I had every bit as much fun as you did. Care to join me for another dance?

Akatsuki Blitzkampf

Akatsuki

Tager

Pre-match:

Tager: Voltage, hydraulics, all green. Revolution threshold exceeded...!
Akatsuki: Engine activated... Battle voltage achieved!

Post-match:

Akatsuki: Combatants neutralized. Battle complete.
Tager: Hardly any need for a damage report.

Results:

Tager: I've gotten a good look at your skills now. The way you tear across the battlefield really is worthy of the moniker "Thunder God."
Akatsuki: I'm just grateful I lived long enough to fight alongside the "Red Devil."

Yosuke

Pre-match:

Akatsuki: I am the Thunder God!
Yosuke: Guess that makes me the Wind God!

Post-match:

Akatsuki: Battle complete.
Yosuke: Thunder and Wind, still kicking ass!

Results:

Akatsuki: Gah... I overused my Blitz Motor. Never expected to be undone by an empty stomach.
Yosuke: Whoa, you look pretty bad! Oh man... I'll buy you something to eat, so just hang in there!