Quotes / Blah, Blah, Blah

Idate: Hey, old man! Can I hear one of your stories?
Old man: Why, of course. Blah blah blah blah, old man things. Blah blah blah blah, Medicare. Blah blah blah, pancreas the size of Hoboken.

— Naruto: The Abridged Series

Reporter: Wubbadubbadubba is that true?
Wrestler: Eh.

— Ring Side, Rhythm Heaven Fever

[arguing in the background]
Pop Blitz: nonsense nonsense
Forte Lead: I don't care?

— Sleepless Domain, Chapter 6, page 19

Pearl: Look at me! I'm Marina! BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Marina: Ahaha! Yeah, that's so me!

— Splatoon 2

"Dean, what are you doing? This is a serious investigation! We don't have time for your blah blah blah blah. Blah? Blah blah blah..."

— (Dean's interpretation of) Sam Winchester, Supernatural

"'This project ushers in a new era of cooperation between Cardassia and Bajor. We are healing the wounds of the Occupation and the Dominion War, Blah, Blah, Blah.' Okay, that last part was me."

— Captain Kanril Eleya not-quite-listening to First Minister Arvel Selan of the Republic of Bajor, Reality Is Fluid

Starly: Blah Blah Blah Dubs Blah!
Stafy: Blah Blah Blah Subs Blah!

—L's Empire

Blah blah blah blah, moon

Blah blah blah, above

Blah blah blah blah, croon

Blah blah blah blah, love

—The Gershwins, feeling meta, "Blah Blah Blah"

"So here you are. You're the little delinquent that came back from Giant Step! Now you listen here... "Don't Enter" means just that— DO NOT ENTER! You got that? And furthermore... Blah blah Blah blah It's usually those tax evaders who... Blah blah Blah blah We don't enjoy blocking off the roads, you know... Blah blah Blah blah It's usually the local whiners that make a big deal about emergencies and meteorites! Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah"

— Police Officer, EarthBound (1994)

"In a world, where blah blah, Disney, blah blah, T.J. Miller, blah blah blah, pretending to give a shit about Shatterstar."

— Deadpool, crashing the Honest Trailer of Deadpool 2

Question: But Nick, why is the size and number of discs detailing the certificate so fundamentally important?

Nick Berg: It is essential that it is clear for the protection of children that at no point can there be any confusion about the certificate that we have given the feature whether it is in the box provided by the rental company or for retail at the point of sale where it needs to be considered that many of those either in the retail or rental outlets will not themselves be eighteen and may be considerably younger. Neither parents or children nor teenagers under the age of eighteen at the point of sale or rental are under the meaning of the act regulator zygote coterminous visionary vituperation amalgamate calumny aqueosaline peroration declivity but umbilical retrograde idealization nomenclature wobble backwards as well as desensitize psychological retroactive legislation in camera episodic ambiguity lifelong terminology intermediate preempted 1947 backlog forty nimrod dissent labelling malfeasance derogation consignment obscene publication act test minor blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

—The Golden Age Of Censorship, by Paul Hoffman

Rob Schneider derp dee derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp, until one day... a derpa derpa derpa derp.

Derp de derp ta teedley dumb. From the creators of Der and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

— Movie trailer narrator, South Park

Zeabolos: I'm already up to here with Trillion, and now I have unknown guests?
Noire: Trillion?
Zeabolos: This world is...
Neptune: Stoooop! I feel a Wall of Text coming. All you need to say is "yadda-yadda" or "blah-blah."
Zeabolos: What? I have no idea what you're saying.
Neptune: Come on, don't mind the details. Try it. That'll help the translator save space here.
Zeabolos: I really don't know what you're saying, but... Here I go... Yadda-yadda, blah-blah...
Neptune: I see! So that's what's going on now! Gotcha!
[...]
Zeabolos: Wait a minute... Did you really understand what's going on with that?!
Neptune: Like I said, don't mind the details!

— Trillion: God of Destruction, if the player has the "Nep Resource Pack" installed and encounters the CPUs

Ash: So what's this about a band?

Bard: Well I met this guy named Manny and blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah!!!
blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah BLAH blah...
blah blah and THAT'S why you should totally join my band!

[...]

Ash: Well, you just said "blah" a lot of times... But I think I got the gist.

— Wandersong

Captain Kirk: Listen to me! You've got our communicators, the boxes we talk into. We need them to talk to the ship.

Red Head Boy: Blah blah blah!

Captain Kirk: No Blah blah blah!

— Star Trek: The Original Series, "Miri"

BLAH BLAH BLAH GOAT BLAH BLAH BLAH TORIEL BLAH BLAH BLAH BABY DADDY BLAH BLAH BLAH FUTUUUURE BLAH BLAH BLAH SUPER FIREBALL BLAH BLAH BLAH OOOOOOOHHH BLAH BLAH BLAH MY OTP!!!

— Frisk's Shipper on Deck squeeing to a half-asleep Sans, Ask Frisk and Company

Vegeta: You see, while I was training in the depths of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, I looked deep within myself and— (cut to Goku-vision) —blah blah blah, pride, blah blah, Prince of All, blah blah blah, Super Saiyan. Blah blah blah.

— Dragon Ball Z Abridged

And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as what-do-you-call-him, thingmebob, and likewise, never mind,
And tut-tut-tut, and what's-his-name, and also you-know-who.
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of them be missed. They'd none of them be missed.

— Ko-Ko, The Mikado

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