"I'm crapping on your car, crapping on your car..."
— Ryan Stiles in a "Scenes From a Hat" sketch on Whose Line Is It Anyway? about what birds are saying when they sing
If you don’t vote for us, you should prepare
some little metal plates to guard your head.
You’ll need to wear them, just like statues do.
For those of you without that head plate on,
when you dress up in fine white brand-new clothes,
the birds will crap on as a punishment.
some little metal plates to guard your head.
You’ll need to wear them, just like statues do.
For those of you without that head plate on,
when you dress up in fine white brand-new clothes,
the birds will crap on as a punishment.
— Chorus of birds, The Birds
Captain Fancey: Oh! Filthy beast! Give me a bit of paper.
Sergeant Strapp: Don't be silly, that pigeon'll be miles away by now.
"I know I should've closed the sunroof, but... I didn't realise sparrows had that good an aim."
— Sharon Theodopolopodous, Birds of a Feather, "Moving"
