Quotes / Big Ol' Eyebrows

"I love your eyebrows, I shall name them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, the kid would have your eyebrows."

— Paolo, The Princess Diaries

"Something tells me you are a lucky one, mighty eyebrows boy!"

— Coyote talking to Andrew "Smitty" Smith, Gunnerkrigg Court

"Heh heh. I can't take that guy seriously cuz of those crazy eyebrows."

— Art, Sequential Art

"I said 'Fuck you!' And your eyebrows!"

— Walter White to Bogdan, Breaking Bad

"You perpetually-frowning caterpillar-eyebrowed bitch!"

— Ryuko to Satsuki, Kill la Kill

"His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion."

—Jonathan Harker on Count Dracula, Dracula

Vagabond: I don't like it!
The Doctor: What?
Vagabond: Your face!
The Doctor: Well, I don't like it either! Well, it's all right up until the eyebrows—then it just goes haywire! (points two fingers at his brows) Look at the eyebrows! (wiggles them) These are ATTACK eyebrows—you could take bottle tops off with these!
Vagabond: They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir!
The Doctor: They're CROSS! They're crosser than the rest of my face. They're independently cross! They probably want to secede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows!

— Introducing the Twelfth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Deep Breath"

Leela: You tricked me into marrying you, didn't you?
Fry: Of course not!
Leela: How'd you do it? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnosis?
Fry: No! Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows!

—Futurama, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

"Thine eyebrows will not protect thee this time!"

—The various Mooks roaming the Dungeons of Dredmor when addressing the Player Character

"1 Legendary Hero... 2 Epic Eyebrows... 3 Remastered Adventures."

— Tagline for Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

Yugi (thinking): God, those eyebrows are huge! I can't stop staring at them! It's like Martin Scorsese and Jennifer Connely had a baby. And now I'm picturing Martin Scorsese having sex with Jennifer Connely... Why do I keep doing that?!
Ushio: Is something wrong?
Yugi: I am extremely aroused!
(Beat)
Ushio: You have problems, man!

—Yugi meeting Ushio, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: Season 0 Episode 1

His eyebrows grew from his head like Giant Cypu rats, but dear friends, when you and I talk of eyebrows, we know no what eyebrows be until we come face to face with the Murphy's eyebrows! The man's head was a veritable plague of eyebrows, black, grey, brown and red they grew, thick as thieves. They covered two thirds of his skull, both his temples and the entire bridge of his nose. In dry weather, they bristled from his head like the spears of an avenging army and careless flies were impaled by the score. In winter, they glistened with hoar-frost and steamed by the fire. When wet, they hung down over his eyes and he was put to shaking himself like a Cocker Spaniel before he could proceed.

—Puckoon

Like two secondary beards for your eyes.

— Monstrous Thick description, Deep Rock Galactic

Man Confucius, you're always trying to put something in its place
Why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better◊ on your face?

— Sun Tzu, Epic Rap Battles Of History Eastern Philosophers Vs Western Philosophers

Naota: Those eyebrows...
Amarao: What about eyebrows?
Naota: ...Never mind.

— FLCL, episode 4

This is an evil genius. This is a mentat. This is a mentat from "Dune", just look at those eyebrows, Peter de Vries in the flesh!

— Dzwiedz 24, describing one of the eyebrow options for the player character in Greedfall

Man: What the hell are you doing?
Grandma (carrying a very large mirror): I am doing my eyebrows.
Man: That's a big-ass mirror!
Grandma: I have big-ass eyebrows.

— Vine

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