Note: orc buoyancy is limited. Avoid fighting the damnable rebels near shoddily-built dams in the future.
-– Extract from the journal of Dread Emperor Malignant II, A Practical Guide to Evil
”Flood’s real, alright. And it’s coming fast. Look around, you’re in a bowl. Bowl’s gonna fill up, ain’t no way out… unless you can make it to the end of the valley. There’s a boat, it can save you. But - y’all better hurry. Ground’s rumbling, wall’s tumbling, rocks crumbling. Survive that, and you’ll be racing the water. Because in three days time, it’s gonna hit the geyser fields… BOOM!”
— Lone Gunslinger Vulture, Ice Age: The Meltdown.
