"You know, Laura was crazy about you. It was always Anne this and Anne that. She idolized you."
—Kevin, Graduation Day
"William, I want this world to become a better place, but if that world doesn't have you in it, I don't see the value in being there myself."
—Louis James Moriarty, to his older brother William, Moriarty the Patriot
Luigi: Yes, I know him! He's my brother, Mario. And he's the best guy in the world!
Bowser: Do princesses find him attractive?
Luigi: They do if they have good taste!
