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Aqua: I was FIXING things! I know I messed up with Arthas, OK? So that’s why I sent my FRIENDS, instead of just a random hero!
Stannis: Why didn’t you just do that in the first place! Because of you, the realm was nearly destroyed, and Robert’s infidelity was-
Aqua dropped her fish and grabbed Stannis’ head in her hands. Suddenly, her eyes glowed a blue deeper than the sea under an endless sky, and Stannis found himself drowning in their depths.
Aqua: Do you know how many worlds there are? Do you know how many places I have to send heroes to save? I can’t send my friends to all of them! Not even one or two at a time! I am AQUA, goddess of Water and Joy, and it’s my job to save everyone! And not even I can do that! Sometimes, heroes fail! I hate it, but it happens. And when it does, I send my friends, like Lean, to fix things, because Lean is one of the greatest heroes in all of the worlds, time, and everything else!
Stannis: Why didn’t you just do that in the first place! Because of you, the realm was nearly destroyed, and Robert’s infidelity was-
Aqua dropped her fish and grabbed Stannis’ head in her hands. Suddenly, her eyes glowed a blue deeper than the sea under an endless sky, and Stannis found himself drowning in their depths.
Aqua: Do you know how many worlds there are? Do you know how many places I have to send heroes to save? I can’t send my friends to all of them! Not even one or two at a time! I am AQUA, goddess of Water and Joy, and it’s my job to save everyone! And not even I can do that! Sometimes, heroes fail! I hate it, but it happens. And when it does, I send my friends, like Lean, to fix things, because Lean is one of the greatest heroes in all of the worlds, time, and everything else!
— A Clash of NEETs, "Chapter 61: Serious Theological Debate"
Video Games
"God's not some cat-shaped robot that can do anything and pull crap out of an infinitely deep pocket..."
— Renya Kagurazaka, to a weakling zombie, The Guided Fate Paradox
"Shit sounds cool, right? The power to control time, immortality, destiny? Well, let me tell ya, this job sucks. There's no pay, no weekends, and your shift lasts forever."
— Excerpt from Kabal's Tower Ending, Mortal Kombat 11
"What does it mean to wield the Sands of Time? To be the chosen one? It means making choices that break your heart. For the protection of all, I shared Kronika's power with the people I trust and love most. Together we replaced the Elder Gods that Cetrion had betrayed... and became eternal guardians of the realms. Still... my heart longs for a simpler life. The kind one cannot have being the Chosen One, let alone an Elder God. What Kitana and I would not give for those simple pleasures. Perhaps, in another timeline, they could be ours..."
— Liu Kang's Tower Ending, Mortal Kombat 11
Western Animation
"I'd probably blow up the multiverse if you put me in charge."
— Anne, Amphibia
