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Someone snored very close to her, so she rolled over and said, "Quit sno..." Having opened her eyes, she could see who it was. Touji was naked next to her except for his blue boxer shorts and white socks, which needed to be washed. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN BED WITH ME?"
"Mmm, Misa..." Touji mumbled, then snapped the rest of the way awake. "AAAA!!!!! WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?"
"I'm not in YOUR bed! You're in mine! How the hell did you get into my apartment?" Asuka shouted.
"You're smoking crack! I wouldn't try to crawl into your bed if you were the last woman on Earth!"
"Mmm, Misa..." Touji mumbled, then snapped the rest of the way awake. "AAAA!!!!! WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?"
"I'm not in YOUR bed! You're in mine! How the hell did you get into my apartment?" Asuka shouted.
"You're smoking crack! I wouldn't try to crawl into your bed if you were the last woman on Earth!"
Shinji woke up, opened his eyes, and was then absolutely certain that he hadn’t done either. He could not possibly have woken up, for several reasons. Number one, that he was still alive. Number two, this was exactly like other dreams he’d had in the past, so it must be one. Number three, it had to be a dream, since the likelihood of him actually being awake, alive, and having Asuka not just in his arms but also smiling in her sleep must have been astronomical. That he was in fact holding her tightly against him and looking at the impossibly beautiful smile on her sleeping face from a few inches away, pre-dawn light giving her a surreal pale glow, was so unlikely that he must still be asleep. Q.E.D.
Films - Live Action
Milo: What are you doing in my bed?
Marcel: There's no place to sleep!
Marcel: There's no place to sleep!
"You need jewels. You need furs. You need boots. And you need a shave. [Beat] You need a shave??"
— Bronski curling up with whom he assumes is his wife, To Be or Not to Be
Live Action TV
"What's hard to understand? You think you're the first guy to ever roll over, saw what was lying next to him and went 'GYYYAAAH!'?"
— Lorne, Angel, Epiphany
Wayne: Colin?! (runs away)
Colin: TEACH ME TO SING LIKE YOU!!
Ryan: (popping up next to Colin) What's his problem?
Colin: TEACH ME TO SING LIKE YOU!!
Ryan: (popping up next to Colin) What's his problem?
— Whose Line Is It Anyway?, "People You Don't Want to Wake Up Next To"
Web Animation
Wade: Must have been some party, though, right?
Sam: You wake up in a strange bed with a strange man, and your first guess is "party"?
Wade: Strange people in a strange bed sounds like a party to me, man!
Sam: You wake up in a strange bed with a strange man, and your first guess is "party"?
Wade: Strange people in a strange bed sounds like a party to me, man!
Webcomics
Faye: [Wakes up and sees Sven's bedroom] Oh god, last night really happened. Oh god. Oh god.
Sven: Now THERE's a familiar exclamation! Shower's all yours.
Sven: Now THERE's a familiar exclamation! Shower's all yours.
Western Animation
Chef: They'll wake up soon, and it's gonna be one ugly sight.
Stan: I thought you said the wonder of mother nature was a beautiful thing.
Kyle: Yeah, when does mother nature go from beautiful, to ugly?
Chef: Usually about 9:30 in the morning, children.
Stan: I thought you said the wonder of mother nature was a beautiful thing.
Kyle: Yeah, when does mother nature go from beautiful, to ugly?
Chef: Usually about 9:30 in the morning, children.
— South Park, "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
