Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
— Seen in an actual ladies' room stall
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
— Seen in an actual men's stall
Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the poetry on the walls.
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the poetry on the walls.
FUCK YOU
— Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.
Drew: Your number's in every stall in the guys' bathroom.
Bianca: So you've got it then?
Bianca: So you've got it then?
They washed the wall and took my pen
But the shithouse poet strikes again
But the shithouse poet strikes again