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"Let's face it, we're known for lax bros, crabcakes, football, and The Wire. And aside from Crabcakes (the greatest of foodstuffs), that's a pretty shitty list. "

"She's in to cherry snowballs.
Fells Point, Federal Hill.
She likes crabs with Old Bay,
And pit beef on the grill.

She likes the Inner Harbor,
Paddle boats there in the sun.
Cools off with a Natty Boh, oh!
Ya know she's from Balmer, hon!

A day at Sandy Point
To swim ashore at Oregon Ridge!
A picnic there at Patterson Park,
To catch fireflies with your kids!
We all love where we live! (Yea!)

Beltway, in and out!
Livin' in Baltimora!
Summer time throughout!
Livin' in Baltimora!
Pack your cooler, no doubt,
We'll go down to the Eastern Shore-a!
Summer time, we're all proud, we're
Livin' in Baltimora!
Livin' in Baltimora!"
"Livin' in Baltimora" from radio station Mix 106.5, a parody of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca."

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