"THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM IS A WONDERFUL THING."
—Chief, Investi-Gator: The Case of the Big Crime (Right after a convict reveals that she got out of jail early using "JailBux")
Judge: Mr. Gat, you've been convicted of over 300 murders. Do you really expect this appeal to work?
Johnny Gat: I figure with the statute of limitations, it should really be closer to 250.
Judge: There's no statute of limitations for murder!
Johnny: Why the fuck not?
Johnny Gat: I figure with the statute of limitations, it should really be closer to 250.
Judge: There's no statute of limitations for murder!
Johnny: Why the fuck not?
Monarch: The usual, he threw me in jail; literally, threw me right into the yard of the state prison. Then he shouts up to the warden: "Looks like this one won't be causing any more trouble!" And he flies off with a gay little salute.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: Oh my god…
Monarch: Apparently nobody ever told him what due process was.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: Oh my god…
Monarch: Apparently nobody ever told him what due process was.
Hans Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Reverend Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.
Reverend Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.
