"For the first 100 strips I thought I was barefoot."
— Elan, The Order of the Stick
"Oh please, that didn't even look like us."
What happened to the Klingons? Remember in the day,
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lamé,
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from The Dead,
With leather pants, and frizzy hair and lobsters on their head.
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lamé,
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from The Dead,
With leather pants, and frizzy hair and lobsters on their head.
— Voltaire, USS Make Shit Up
Fighter: Does this feel familiar to you?
Lumberjack Explosion: Naw. Your face is slightly less stupid this time.
