Films — Animated
Fiona: "Well, when one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there's a- [Gasps] There's an arrow in your butt!"
Shrek: "What? [Sees the arrow] Oh, well would you look at that."
John: How was it, Ringo?
Ringo (pulling arrows out of himself): 'arrowing
"I always hated crossbows... take too long to load!"
—Yoren, having been shot in the chest by one, Game of Thrones
"Now, hold on," you keep saying. "Aren't bows and arrows primitive and harmless?" Why don't you ask the dinosaurs? Except you can't, because the cavemen bow and arrowed them to death.
—Team Fortress 2, handily subverting the trope, while invoking another one.
"I didn't save your life, I saved you from three arrows. That's, like, one healing potion, and it would have been a waste of resources to use it up."
—Roy Greenhilt from The Order of the Stick