"His powers are even more depressing. Aviax has the amazing ability to transform into any bird, one of the many creatures in nature less capable of fighting crime than a regular human. And because life was not miserable already, they gave him a weakness as if his entire self wasn't weakness enough: Aviax has hollow bones, like real birds. Which is OK for them because unlike Aviax, birds are not going to get into fist fights with super villains."
"Baldrick, who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?"
—Blackadder, Blackadder The Third
Peasant: I want you to put a curse on my insurance man.
Wizard: Zooley-zooley-zat, your insurance man is now a rat!
[peasant answers his door to find an enormous rat standing there with paw outstretched]
Rat: Your premium is due...
Wizard: Zooley-zooley-zat, your insurance man is now a rat!
[peasant answers his door to find an enormous rat standing there with paw outstretched]
Rat: Your premium is due...
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
—One of Yzma's guards, The Emperor's New Groove
Some of the men threw themselves in the villains' path as they advanced into the building. A lucky few were shoved out of the way. The Empress's Eye turned another into a lizard.
