Myrtle: "Can you imagine those poor Salem witches travelling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or bidet? Absolutely savage!"
Fiona: "I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day."
Madison: "Surprise, bitch. I bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of me."
Delphine: "Throw me back in the box. I've seen enough of this world. I'll take no part in a country that has a darkie in the White House."
