Madison: "My frickin' vagina is sweating."
Misty: "It's you that'll end in flames! I swear it!"
Madison: (Introducing herself to Zoe) "Madison Montgomery: movie star."
Queenie: "Shit, when was the last time you made a movie, girl?"
Cordelia: (To Fiona) When are you gonna die and stop ruining my life?"
Delphine: "My great literacy began with Greek mythology, I used to sit in Daddy's lap and he would read me those histories full of their vengeful gods and wondrous miraculous creatures. But the Minotaur was always my favourite. Half man, half bull. And now, I have one of my very own."
Madison: "Ever since my drunk and disorderly, I get blamed for all kinds of shit I didn't do."
Nan: "But you did it, you killed the man."
Madison: "I get it, bitch! You're clairvoyant!"
Fiona: (To Cordelia) "Don't make me drop a house on you."
