"I don't have a mother. I don't even have a story about having a mother."
— Roy Harper, Titans (1999)
Joel: Uhh...I had Sarah when I was pretty young.
Ellie: Were you married?
Joel: For a while.
Ellie: What happened?
Joel: OK.
Ellie: Too much?
Joel: Too much.
Ellie: Were you married?
Joel: For a while.
Ellie: What happened?
Joel: OK.
Ellie: Too much?
Joel: Too much.
"Here's to the assumption that her mother died in birth!"
— The Nostalgia Critic, The Swan Princess review
Phineas: This is Ferb. He's our stepbrother.
Candace: Mom remarried? What happened to Dad?
Phineas: Funny story, he—
(Death Star blows up before he can finish his sentence)
Candace: Mom remarried? What happened to Dad?
Phineas: Funny story, he—
(Death Star blows up before he can finish his sentence)
