"From the afterlife world in Heaven
A comfy number
Is sent
Keep eating it until you die
Mapo tofu
Ahh—
Mapo tofu
Mapo tofu."
A comfy number
Is sent
Keep eating it until you die
Mapo tofu
Ahh—
Mapo tofu
Mapo tofu."
—Kanade, Angel Beats!.
"Here in the bosom of the land of the rising sun,
Come ye sharp and bright-souled youths
Look upon the pinnacle of food.
Now, bestir yourselves.
Ah, hone yourselves. (Hone yourselves.)
You are in the sacred land of gourmands.
You are here in Totsuki Academy."
Come ye sharp and bright-souled youths
Look upon the pinnacle of food.
Now, bestir yourselves.
Ah, hone yourselves. (Hone yourselves.)
You are in the sacred land of gourmands.
You are here in Totsuki Academy."
—Various students, Food Wars!.
"Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Belts off, trousers down,
Isn't life a scream?!
Hooray!
University Education. You can't beat it."
Gently down the stream,
Belts off, trousers down,
Isn't life a scream?!
Hooray!
University Education. You can't beat it."
—Blackadder Goes Forth.
"Owl Correspondence School
Dear OCS
We do our lessons
And we get a U or an S
We hope for an S
Owl Correspondence School
Dear OCS
Owl Correspondence School
We love you best
We love you best"
Dear OCS
We do our lessons
And we get a U or an S
We hope for an S
Owl Correspondence School
Dear OCS
Owl Correspondence School
We love you best
We love you best"
—X the Owl, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
O Madison!
Thou Madison!
(As old as Thomas Addison!)
O hallowed halls!
(O Basketballs!)
How short the day!
(how short the pay!)
When we gray hair at Madison!
We'll still be there at Madison!
(Hello Clay City!)
Thou Madison!
(As old as Thomas Addison!)
O hallowed halls!
(O Basketballs!)
How short the day!
(how short the pay!)
When we gray hair at Madison!
We'll still be there at Madison!
(Hello Clay City!)
—Miss Brooks, Our Miss Brooks
Pimento U, oh sweet PU,
Thy fragrant odor scents the air,
A pox on Yale, poo-pooh Purdue,
Pimento U, my college fair.
Thy fragrant odor scents the air,
A pox on Yale, poo-pooh Purdue,
Pimento U, my college fair.
Time to chime our alma mater
For the mainspring of all schools,
Tick Tock Tech, great educator,
Shock proof, knock proof, seventeen jewels! Rah!
For the mainspring of all schools,
Tick Tock Tech, great educator,
Shock proof, knock proof, seventeen jewels! Rah!
—Super Chicken, George of the Jungle
Wossamatta, hats off to you!
To thy college, ocher and Alice blue
We will e'er be faithful and true
Hail, Wossamatta, hail, better we should be in jail
Hey, Wossamatta U.
To thy college, ocher and Alice blue
We will e'er be faithful and true
Hail, Wossamatta, hail, better we should be in jail
Hey, Wossamatta U.
—Bullwinkle, Rocky and Bullwinkle
Oh Waxahatchie, fair and proud
Thy sons and daughters sing out loud
Our praise for you will never cease
All hail magenta and cerise.
Thy sons and daughters sing out loud
Our praise for you will never cease
All hail magenta and cerise.
—Capt. Peter "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz, Rocky and Bullwinkle
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hallowed baseball field,
Your spic-and-span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mount Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
All rights reserved!
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hallowed baseball field,
Your spic-and-span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mount Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
All rights reserved!
—Krusty Kampists, "Kamp Krusty", The Simpsons
