Ally McBeal: I'm not sure how it all started. Oh, it was because I smelled his bottom. It wasn 't that stupid. Dogs did it.That's how they knew for sure.
- Season 1, episode 1, "Pilot"
John Cage: I like a fresh bowl.
Richard Fish: Bygones.
Nelle Porter: You can sit anywhere you like. Is there a required time limit thing?
Dr. Greg Barrett: For what?
Nelle Porter: Our date.
Dr. Greg Barrett: Is this it? A trip to your office?
Nelle Porter: I'm busy. I can talk for five minutes to make it official.
Dr. Greg Barrett: Are you serious?
Nelle Porter: You really expect me to date a man who bids on women at auctions?
Dr. Greg Barrett: If I'm willing to date a woman who allows herself to be bought...
Nelle Porter: That was for charity.
Dr. Greg Barrett: Yes. And you seem like a real giver.
Nelle Porter: Hey! What do you know? Time's up.
Dr. Greg Barrett: Guess it flies when you're having fun.
Nelle Porter: Let's see if you can fly, Superman. I'll open a window.
- Season 4, episode 4, "Love on a Holiday"
