Quotes / All Part of the Show

"Music heads are still buzzing over that legendary underground show two years ago. Anyone lucky enough to catch DJ Octavio's opening set and the Squid Sisters headlining had their minds blown and their lives changed that night."

— Sunken Scroll 2 describing the Final Boss of the first Splatoon, Splatoon 2

Gangstalicious: (rapping) I got shot!
Audience: I got shot!
(three dudes get on stage and shoot him)
Gangstalicious: (not rapping) Ooh, I GOT SHOT!
Audience: I got shot!
Gangstalicious: No, I got shot for real!
Audience: I got shot for real!
Gangstalicious: No goddammit! I got shot! Some niggas shot me! I'm bleedin'! I'ma die'! Somebody please help me! HELP ME! (collapses)
Audience (confused): No goddammit! I got shot! Some niggas shot me! I'm bleedin'...
Riley: (voiceover) It was 45 minutes before anyone called an ambulance.

— The Boondocks, "The Story of Gangstalicious"

"The most powerful thing in the world. Ha! I don't think so. You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!"

— Queen Narissa, Enchanted, after Giselle being revived by True Love's Kiss is mistaken as part of a show.

Peter: Come on, Brian. We had a deal!
Brian: Yeah, well, the deal's off! Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car! (walks away)
Peter: B-Brian, come! Hey, don't you walk out on me! (beat) Hey...Uh, heh. Uh, I now command you to leave! Yep, keep going! Yeah, t-t-that's right! Yeah, flip me off! Good boy! (laughs nervously)

— Family Guy, "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"

Lieutenant Dave: Mrs. Porter, did you hear any gunshots tonight?
Mrs. Porter: I sure did, tonight and every other night. The people downstairs have them old movies on their televisions. There's always some shooting or screaming.

— The Blob (1958)

Mayor Meanswell: (after having been left alone for an uncomfortably long time) ... Maybe it was all.. part of the stunt.
Miss Busybody: O-Oh yes! ...Maybe.
Mayor Meanswell: (siiiigh)

— LazyTown

"So, now, let's go to an actual water ride: Jurassic Park. This ride allowed me to buy ponchos at the start, which let me know that I was in the right place. I was hoping that this water ride would cool me off... and God did it. To my surprise, the fake rain on this ride... uhh, i-it wasn't fake. It started raining; it started pouring, and I, just a little bit stupid, I legit thought it was part of the experience at first."

— Alpharad, "So there’s an Anime Theme Park in Japan..."

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