"I just realized I have no idea if kittens do that. I'm drawing this cat as if it were my dog."
Conversation overheard at a zoo in Tasmania, where a young kid was looking at a wombat:
Kid: "Look Dad, dog!"
Dad: "No, not a dog. Remember, we talked about what this is?"
Kid: (thinks) "Dog!"
Dad: "Noooo. It starts with a 'w'."
Kid: "W......w......w......wdog!"
I call every four-legged animal I see a dog and I am correct more often than not so I will never stop
— @dril
"B-Bad Dragon!" Ruby yelled, trying for the kind of tone she'd use on Zwei and failing miserably because of the fear and the tears that ran down her face. She tried again regardless. "Bad, Kevin. Bad! What would your master say? He told you to kill the White Fang and only those wearing their masks!"
The dragon, Kevin, trembled a little. It was a ridiculous and surreal scene, not least of all because it was a flipping Grimm Dragon, but also because it was being scolded by a fifteen year old girl. It looked to the left, back to where Jaune was, and she realised it was an attempt to either pretend it hadn't heard or to see if Jaune would order different to her. It was like Zwei hearing "no" from her Dad, then cheekily looking to her or Yang, seeing if they'd say yes.
The dragon, Kevin, trembled a little. It was a ridiculous and surreal scene, not least of all because it was a flipping Grimm Dragon, but also because it was being scolded by a fifteen year old girl. It looked to the left, back to where Jaune was, and she realised it was an attempt to either pretend it hadn't heard or to see if Jaune would order different to her. It was like Zwei hearing "no" from her Dad, then cheekily looking to her or Yang, seeing if they'd say yes.
— White Sheep (RWBY). chapter 67
