"There's plenty of bad dialogue, but most of it is too long and unwieldy to include here. Although, I would like to point out some people in the credits who probably insisted on the use of a pseudonym:"
Costume Supervisor: Paula Ryan
Wardrobe Coordinator (more like anti-coordinator): Meg Gordon
Standby Wardrobe: Heather Laurie
Wardrobe Assistants: Jamella Hassan, Sally Steele
Mr. Brando's dresser: David Page (There's a job we'd all like to have, eh? Hopefully, the biggest salary in the movie went to him.)
Mr. Brando's hair stylist: Vera Mitchell
Costume Supervisor: Paula Ryan
Wardrobe Coordinator (more like anti-coordinator): Meg Gordon
Standby Wardrobe: Heather Laurie
Wardrobe Assistants: Jamella Hassan, Sally Steele
Mr. Brando's dresser: David Page (There's a job we'd all like to have, eh? Hopefully, the biggest salary in the movie went to him.)
Mr. Brando's hair stylist: Vera Mitchell
— Jabootu on
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)"...if you haven't seen Alan Smithee's other work, I mean...wow! Who is this joker? How can one director be so bad in so many different styles? Who keeps hiring this guy?"
— Honest Trailers, on Dune (1984)
