God got up one morning, He was in an ugly mood
He was sick of floods and plagues, He wanted something really rude
He made a big piranha out of broken glass and glue
Then he gave her two legs and a nasty attitude
Well the Sahara was a jungle till she ripped out all the trees
Then she looked up at the mountaintops, they all began to freeze
The sun gave her a cold until she set it on fire
Check and see it for yourself if you think that I'm a liar
God made the Devil just for fun
But when he wanted the real thing he made Aja Kong
She's a head splitting, fire spitting human earthquake
She makes the young ones wonder and the wise ones shake
She's got the hands of a gorilla, got the head of a snake
She keeps looking but hasn't found a thing she can't break!
He was sick of floods and plagues, He wanted something really rude
He made a big piranha out of broken glass and glue
Then he gave her two legs and a nasty attitude
Well the Sahara was a jungle till she ripped out all the trees
Then she looked up at the mountaintops, they all began to freeze
The sun gave her a cold until she set it on fire
Check and see it for yourself if you think that I'm a liar
God made the Devil just for fun
But when he wanted the real thing he made Aja Kong
She's a head splitting, fire spitting human earthquake
She makes the young ones wonder and the wise ones shake
She's got the hands of a gorilla, got the head of a snake
She keeps looking but hasn't found a thing she can't break!
— Her theme song, "Jungle Emperor"
