Quotes / Action Bomb

Literature

Robber: [laughing maniacally] Oh Gods. Juniper's got a fortress and our answer is suicide goats.
Catherine: I'm not sure if that's technically accurate. I mean, they're already dead.
Robber: [still laughing] Undead suicide goats. Very sorry, Captain. For the record, I don't care if we lose this one anymore. This is already a victory in every way that matters.

— A Practical Guide to Evil

Music

My power will bring the light of a new dawn
It's time to drop the bomb
You've lit a fuse inside me

— The Megas, "Beneath the Steel"

Like a fistful of dynamite
My fuse is burning fast
Like a fistful of dynamite
A bomb heading for your ass
Like a fistful of dynamite
My fuse is running short
Like a fistful of dynamite
Don't push too far
Or we will be your court

— Running Wild, "Fistful of Dynamite"

Video Games

Argh! The Abomihoney! They mixed too much honey! We're in big trouble! We've got to take it down, or freeze it before it explodes!

—Vi when spying on Abomihoney, Bug Fables

"Frog blast the vent core!"

— Assimilated BOB, Marathon

"That's a Bob-Omb. It attacks by blowing itself up. Yeah. Reeeeal smart, there."

— Goombella, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"Damn, that wasn't even a kamikaze. The was just, like... suicide."

— Gig, Soul Nomad & the World Eaters

"So principled you might explode
But when you burst, who's really cursed?
Your loved ones have to bear that load."

— Agent 8, Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion

"This unusual species has developed an emergency defense mechanism based on mutually-assured destruction."

— Databank entry on the Crashfish, Subnautica

"The Trapeetle is a local hazard. Its large hands capture prey, who are held tight as the creature explodes in a tragic display seen absolutely nowhere else in nature. Best to avoid."

— Lost Kingdom Brochure, Super Mario Odyssey

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— The five dozen headless kamikazes rushing you at once, Serious Sam

Web Video

Since when did turtles explode, man?

—Brentalfloss, "Super Mario Land With Lyrics"

What's the evolutionary purpose of a fish that just explodes?

— A Garbage Guide to Subnautica, Kilian Experience

"Video games are encouraging people to be bombs."

— Chuggaaconroy on Luigi's Mansion

"No matter how tough of a fighter you think you are, you get in a fight with a barrel full of gunpowder, you're going to lose."

—Ross Scott, Ross's Game Dungeon: Dungeon Siege

"Ninja Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!"

—Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, Episode 8

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