(Sophie sits on Mark's hand on the bus.)
Mark: (thinking) Women don't like your hands under their bottoms, Mark. That's been established, that's a given.
Mark: (thinking) Women don't like your hands under their bottoms, Mark. That's been established, that's a given.
"There is a bigger problem with Yuuki-kun: his propensity to fall without regard for place or time, and to wedge himself into girls... if I had to name this disease, as a doctor, it would be.... Cataplectic Indecency Syndrome"
"So, you want to get off me, or were you just getting comfortable?"
Yami: Watch out, Kaiba! There's a naked man behind you!
Kaiba: Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenis—gah, I looked!
Kaiba: Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenis—gah, I looked!
(Joseph walks past Holo and a female Fermi.)
Joseph: Some ladies are walking by.
(Joseph does a respectful pose.)
Narrator: The pose Joseph took was one of respect.
(Holo and Fermi's skirts both fly up.)
Holo: Kyaaah, pervert! There's a metal part at the edge of my skirt... Because of that... it flipped up somehow!
Fermi: Wa... there's metal at the edge of my skirt too... For some reason, when this old man walked by, the metal part got pulled towards him and my skirt flibbed — flipped up! I messed up!
Joseph: Oh no! This isn't what it looks like!
Joseph: Some ladies are walking by.
(Joseph does a respectful pose.)
Narrator: The pose Joseph took was one of respect.
(Holo and Fermi's skirts both fly up.)
Holo: Kyaaah, pervert! There's a metal part at the edge of my skirt... Because of that... it flipped up somehow!
Fermi: Wa... there's metal at the edge of my skirt too... For some reason, when this old man walked by, the metal part got pulled towards him and my skirt flibbed — flipped up! I messed up!
Joseph: Oh no! This isn't what it looks like!
Hope: Enjoyin' the view?
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Orie: Oh, Kiiido! Did you find Vati—?! ...Wh-Wh-What on earth are you doing?! She's n-n-naked, for crying out loud!
Hyde: Aaaugh! H-Harada! It's not what it looks like, I swear! You just showed up at the worst possible time!
Wagner: You're absolutely incorrigible. Here I thought you'd be satisfied with having seen me naked.
Hyde: Ack! M-Miyashiro! It was an accident! I mean, we talked about that already, right?! Why d'you gotta bring it up now?!
Yuzuriha: Hey there, Hyde? You found Vatista ye— Whoa! Yikes! Hyde, you little perv!
Hyde: Yuzu?! What're you doing here?! G-Get outta here! I'm in enough trouble already!
Nanase: Gasp! Hyde Kido! Shame on you, subjecting this innocent girl to your vices!
Hyde: C'mon! Give me a break already! I'm not subjecting anyone to anything!
Phonon: Blech. What's wrong, can't find someone your own age? Disgusting...
Hyde: Aw, man! You got it all wrong! Don't think you can join in the dogpile and just strut away like that!
Vatista: ...
