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Asahi: And besides, the concept of girls stripping the moment you see them is way too cheap!
Toru: Wha... H-hey, you just made an enemy out of the entire magazine... Now the title in the next issue is going to be changed to "Sex Appeal Zero"...
Asahi: Come on... There's no way that would happen, right... Koyuki...?
Koyuki: [crouched in a corner, depressed air] Either way, even if someone like me strips, it's still Sex Appeal Zero...
Kuga: [crouched right next to her] Same here...
Koyuki: In any case! There's no way the big-chested Asahi-chan would understand how we flat-chested people feel!
Kuga: Yeah!
Asahi: It—it's not like I wanted it to turn out like this! Having big breasts has its troubles, too! Bras and stuff are expensive! And it doesn't look cute!
Kuga: I want to be able to say that, too!
Koyuki: Stop making us jealous with everything you say!
Toru: The battle between women has begun...
Toru: Wha... H-hey, you just made an enemy out of the entire magazine... Now the title in the next issue is going to be changed to "Sex Appeal Zero"...
Asahi: Come on... There's no way that would happen, right... Koyuki...?
Koyuki: [crouched in a corner, depressed air] Either way, even if someone like me strips, it's still Sex Appeal Zero...
Kuga: [crouched right next to her] Same here...
Koyuki: In any case! There's no way the big-chested Asahi-chan would understand how we flat-chested people feel!
Kuga: Yeah!
Asahi: It—it's not like I wanted it to turn out like this! Having big breasts has its troubles, too! Bras and stuff are expensive! And it doesn't look cute!
Kuga: I want to be able to say that, too!
Koyuki: Stop making us jealous with everything you say!
Toru: The battle between women has begun...
[Chihaya joins Ritsuko on the beach.]
Chihaya: Do they really like the beach that much?
Azusa: It isn't really just the beach...
[Azusa and Takane join Chihaya and Ritsuko.]
Azusa: It's because everyone's together that it's fun.
Takane: In particular, the intense summer sun allows our hearts to be set free.
[Chihaya looks at Azusa and Takane's breasts.]
Chihaya: [squeezes her left fist] Damn! note
[Much later, Chihaya takes a bath with Azusa and Ritsuko.]
Azusa: You seem pretty happy, Ritsuko-san.
Ritsuko: Yes, I guess I am. ... Huh? I forgot my conditioner.
Azusa: Use this.
[Azusa hands Ritsuko a bottle of conditioner. Meanwhile, Chihaya looks at Azusa and Ritsuko's chests.]
Chihaya: Damn!
Chihaya: Do they really like the beach that much?
Azusa: It isn't really just the beach...
[Azusa and Takane join Chihaya and Ritsuko.]
Azusa: It's because everyone's together that it's fun.
Takane: In particular, the intense summer sun allows our hearts to be set free.
[Chihaya looks at Azusa and Takane's breasts.]
Chihaya: [squeezes her left fist] Damn! note
[Much later, Chihaya takes a bath with Azusa and Ritsuko.]
Azusa: You seem pretty happy, Ritsuko-san.
Ritsuko: Yes, I guess I am. ... Huh? I forgot my conditioner.
Azusa: Use this.
[Azusa hands Ritsuko a bottle of conditioner. Meanwhile, Chihaya looks at Azusa and Ritsuko's chests.]
Chihaya: Damn!
— The Idolmaster, Episode 5
"Ousai Academy Student Council Rules: #6! NEVER TALK ABOUT BREASTS!"
— Shino, Seitokai Yakuindomo
Shinpachi: But then, why is your body unchanged?
(Gender-flipped) Gintoki: Pachi, that's rude! Look at her chest, it's as flat as Sekigahara! It's been razed to the gro—[is stabbed by a knife on the forehead]
[...]
Otae: And now I find Gin-san with this massive rack... [Grabs her boobs and starts squeezing them REALLY hard] Good for you, then. Now you can fondle it at your heart's content! Heh heh heh heh...
(Gender-flipped) Gintoki: OWOWOWOW!! You're going to rip my boobs off!
(Gender-flipped) Gintoki: Pachi, that's rude! Look at her chest, it's as flat as Sekigahara! It's been razed to the gro—[is stabbed by a knife on the forehead]
[...]
Otae: And now I find Gin-san with this massive rack... [Grabs her boobs and starts squeezing them REALLY hard] Good for you, then. Now you can fondle it at your heart's content! Heh heh heh heh...
(Gender-flipped) Gintoki: OWOWOWOW!! You're going to rip my boobs off!
Otae: [Grabs her talk-mate's boobs and starts squeezing them REALLY hard] How did the gorilla turn into a Takarazuka Revue beauty!? Why did he have these huge knockers!?!?
(Gender-flipped) Kondo: Ow...! You're ripping my boobs off!
(Gender-flipped) Kondo: Ow...! You're ripping my boobs off!
— Gintama (Same arc as the above, another scene)
Otae: [Grabs her talk-mate's boobs and starts squeezing them REALLY hard] Hey, what's with you all already!? Are you messing with me!?
(Gender-flipped) Okita: O-over there, boss lady! The enemy is over there!!
Otae: Well, your breasts are my enemies!!
(Gender-flipped) Okita: O-over there, boss lady! The enemy is over there!!
Otae: Well, your breasts are my enemies!!
— Gintama (Same arc as the above, yet another scene)
Green Esmeraude: Well, you're just skinny, pimply schoolgirls with flat chests and flat butts!
Sailor Moon: Who are you calling "flat"?!
Sailor Moon: Who are you calling "flat"?!
— Sailor Moon R, Episode 76, Magic of Darkness: Esmeraude's Invasion (Viz Media dub)
Shinomiya's chest is still growing! She is perfectly confident in her own body! But even so, as a weapon, it is objectively weak! It may as well be a pea-shooter! On the other hand, Fujiwara's have the offensive power of an army tank! When the two are compared, the difference is enough to induce utter despair!!
Fan Works
- Lori Loud: "Are you nervous about growing breasts?"Lynn Loud: "Nervous about not growing them is more like it."Regarding Nina – She already wears push-up bra's. They make no real difference. This is common knowledge on the Student Council and etiquette requires we do not mention it. That said, Nina is an attractive young woman, if she can overcome her shyness.— Experiments
, a Code Geass fanfic, where Lelouch responds to C.C suggesting he use his Geass to make Nina wear push-up bras and restore her pride as a woman.
Film
Hope: I mean its not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid: What do ya mean "a falsie"?
Hope: She got one bigger than the other.
Sid: Is that right?
Hope: No, left.
Adrian: Look, darling, I love you, I worship you, I adore you an' you're my very favourite model, but not for this particular job.
Gaye: Why not?
Adrian: No bristols.
Gaye: Huh?
Adrian: You're flat-chested!
King Henry: Who's that one over there with the big... (Beat) Very nice. Who is she?
Cromwell: That, sire, was your second wife.
King Henry: Get away! What was wrong with her then?
Cromwell: They turned out to be false, sire.
King Henry: Oh yes, that's right. I remember now. I fell over them getting into bed. She should've hung them up. I can't stand untidiness.
Literature
The blood had been from a glancing blow, along the underside of my right breast. I traced it now, as I sat in front of the monitor, feeling the spot over where the scar would be. The fucking things were sharp enough to pierce my armor and silk both.
I could remember my outrage at that fact, the stupid, silly comment that had run through my mind, that I'd refused to say in fear that this video would somehow leak as well.
Can't believe the blade hit such a small target.
I could remember my outrage at that fact, the stupid, silly comment that had run through my mind, that I'd refused to say in fear that this video would somehow leak as well.
Can't believe the blade hit such a small target.
— Worm
Delban the Blacksmith: [The armour]'s made to fit. The understatement isn't my part.
Princess Ce'Nedra: I want it a little more... [makes a curving gesture with her hands]
Delban: What for?
Ce'Nedra: Never mind what for. Just do it.
Delban: What do you plan to put in it?
Princess Ce'Nedra: I want it a little more... [makes a curving gesture with her hands]
Delban: What for?
Ce'Nedra: Never mind what for. Just do it.
Delban: What do you plan to put in it?
— The Belgariad: Castle of Wizardry
Live-Action TV
"Shirley Feeney stuffs socks in her bra!"
— Laverne DeFazio, Laverne & Shirley, "'Drive!', She Said"
Barry: Well, you remember, dear. You lost your falsies, and when we got back to the dressing room, someone had drawn a Chad on the mirror and said "Wot, no boobs?".
Yvonne: Barry, I do not read graffiti. Anyhow, I only wear them when I play Nell Gwyn. Otherwise, they're totally unnecessary.
Ted: Spike, lend us your telescope.
Fred: I think Yvonne's got very nice boobs. Especially when she wears that Grecian nymph dress.
Mr. Partridge: Now, just a minute. Mr. Fairbrother'll bail me out because he's had a classical education. Greek nymphs didn't have big bristols, did they?
Yvonne: If anyone says one more word about any part of my anatomy, I shall leave this meeting.
Jeffrey: Now, please, may we get back to the point?
Ted: Or points, as small as they are.
— Hi-de-Hi!, "The Epidemic"
Video Games
Platinum the Trinity (as Luna): Well, I guess you did okay... in spite of your cup size.
Weiss Schnee: EXCUSE ME!?
Weiss Schnee: EXCUSE ME!?
Misa: You were peeking inside my room, weren't you. You pervert.
Mayu: You're calling me a "pervert"?! I'm a girl, you know! There's no way I would do such a thing!
Misa: My, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a boy, what's with this masculine-looking attire and body of yours.
Mayu: Wait a sec. I understand for the attire, but what's with your body comment.
Misa: Your male-looking chest section got me to think this.
Mayu: Do you mean by this, that I'm a flat-chested girl? note
Misa: Bingo! ♥ Absolutely correct.
Mayu: What a, what a, what a nerve! Aaaah, by any chance, you're a minion of the bad guys intent on deceiving me, aren't you! That's right, you definitely are one!
Misa: Wait, calm down!
Mayu: To mow down the evil in this world! To save people from distress! My soul burning with justice will ablaze my fighting spirit!! Here I come, evildoer!
Mayu: You're calling me a "pervert"?! I'm a girl, you know! There's no way I would do such a thing!
Misa: My, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a boy, what's with this masculine-looking attire and body of yours.
Mayu: Wait a sec. I understand for the attire, but what's with your body comment.
Misa: Your male-looking chest section got me to think this.
Mayu: Do you mean by this, that I'm a flat-chested girl? note
Misa: Bingo! ♥ Absolutely correct.
Mayu: What a, what a, what a nerve! Aaaah, by any chance, you're a minion of the bad guys intent on deceiving me, aren't you! That's right, you definitely are one!
Misa: Wait, calm down!
Mayu: To mow down the evil in this world! To save people from distress! My soul burning with justice will ablaze my fighting spirit!! Here I come, evildoer!
Katz: I'll pass. My body's already wrecked after this [exercise].
Touga: All the more reason to strengthen your body!
Mizuki: Right! [Does jumping jack squats] Look, it feels so good to put your body to work!
Katz: ....
Shinn: ....
Mizuki: What's wrong, you two? Why did you get all quiet?
Eina: That's... Ms. Mizuki... you're not embarrassed at where they're looking?
Mizuki: Oh! Sorry, I didn't even notice! I should wear some less revealing clothing for this, huh?
Leele: Men...
Luna: Ugh, I'm not going to be left in the dust! We have to double our efforts, Leele, Meyrin...
Meyrin: Right! One day, I will surpass Mizuki and my sister...!
Touga: All the more reason to strengthen your body!
Mizuki: Right! [Does jumping jack squats] Look, it feels so good to put your body to work!
Katz: ....
Shinn: ....
Mizuki: What's wrong, you two? Why did you get all quiet?
Eina: That's... Ms. Mizuki... you're not embarrassed at where they're looking?
Mizuki: Oh! Sorry, I didn't even notice! I should wear some less revealing clothing for this, huh?
Leele: Men...
Luna: Ugh, I'm not going to be left in the dust! We have to double our efforts, Leele, Meyrin...
Meyrin: Right! One day, I will surpass Mizuki and my sister...!
C.C.: So how do you feel riding Guren, Kallen?
Kallen: "How"...?
Ester: Get back Kallen. DM extermination is my specialty.
Kallen: Ester... are you mad about something?
Ester: I'm not frustrated... I'm not frustrated!
Kallen: You brought your triangle into the cockpit...
Ester! You're piloting the Guren wearing a bunny suit, aren't you?! So I'm bringing my work tool into mine too!
[ding ding ding]
C.C.: It looks like she really is that frustrated that she couldn't become a bunny [girl].
Kallen: Sure looks like it...
Kiderra: Woman's jealousy sure is scary...
Ester: I said I'm not frustrated! Even though I'm not that pretty, or elegant, or friendly, or good as serving...
C.C.: [to all the above points] To a destructive degree.
Ester: I'll live my life as a [DM] buster. So bring it on, DMs.
C.C.: Looks like everything got solved by itself.
Kallen: "How"...?
Ester: Get back Kallen. DM extermination is my specialty.
Kallen: Ester... are you mad about something?
Ester: I'm not frustrated... I'm not frustrated!
Kallen: You brought your triangle into the cockpit...
Ester! You're piloting the Guren wearing a bunny suit, aren't you?! So I'm bringing my work tool into mine too!
[ding ding ding]
C.C.: It looks like she really is that frustrated that she couldn't become a bunny [girl].
Kallen: Sure looks like it...
Kiderra: Woman's jealousy sure is scary...
Ester: I said I'm not frustrated! Even though I'm not that pretty, or elegant, or friendly, or good as serving...
C.C.: [to all the above points] To a destructive degree.
Ester: I'll live my life as a [DM] buster. So bring it on, DMs.
C.C.: Looks like everything got solved by itself.
— Super Robot Wars Z2 (Saisei-Hen Conversation)
Taokaka: Hey, it's lacking lady!
Noel: Stop calling me that!
Announcer: The wheel of fate is turning.
Noel: Stop calling me that!
Announcer: The wheel of fate is turning.
"Even the vampire's are bigger than mine!"
—Maria Renard, Castlevania: Judgment
Anna: Woah! You look amazing! What was all that groaning about being mortified? Were you worried the men's hearts would stop when they saw you? Very chivalrous, but I think you can make your debut with pride.
Cordelia: But my...you know...
Cordelia: But my...you know...
Anna: Your "you know"? Why are you holding our chest like that? Are you not feeling well? Here, let me have a look... Arms wide!
Cordelia: Ack! No, please don't! Please, milady—NOOOOOO!
Cordelia: Ack! No, please don't! Please, milady—NOOOOOO!
Anna: ...Ohhh.
Cordelia: ......
Cordelia: ......
Anna: I get it now. You're worried your size won't cut it with the guys, is that it?
Cordelia: M-must you be so direct?! [Sigh] Now everyone will know my breastplate is a sham.
Cordelia: M-must you be so direct?! [Sigh] Now everyone will know my breastplate is a sham.
Anna: Now, now. Don't be upset, Cordelia. We can't all have everything, you know. It's the flaws that bring out our beauty!
Cordelia: [Sniff] You mean it?
Cordelia: [Sniff] You mean it?
Anna: Of course!
"Am I ever getting boobs, or what?... 'The Spirits are Quiet'?!"
— Ellie, playing with an magic eight ball, The Last of Us
Estelle: They're bouncing...
Judith: What are you looking at?
Estelle: I wish I could bounce too...
Judith: What are you looking at?
Estelle: I wish I could bounce too...
Visual Novels
Riki (narrating): I noticed a brand new mobile phone beside her notebook.
Kud: This is the one you recommended. It's very thin and light and flat... flat?
Kud: IT'S FLAT!
Riki: K-Kud?
Kud: ...Oh! No, it's nothing. Never mind, Riki.
Riki (narrating): Something seemed to have triggered a deep-rooted trauma...
Michiru: And Amane... has really big boobies.
Yuuji: That's seriously what you're going with there?
Michiru: Darn straight. Everyone knows guys like the big ones. And you did say you've got a weakness for large women, right?
Yuuji: That expression's somewhat misleading, but I can't say you're wrong.
Michiru: See? There you go. A girl with boobs that big can't understand how it feels to be me.
Web Animation
Webcomics
Oh no! Unfortunately for all parties involved, Ruby is flat as a board! That probably won't work.
Ibis: In this space where there is nothing cracks are... [Kusuha and Seolla break in through the wall] You're the main girls from the other routes!
Kusuha & Seolla: Non-bouncing chest girl.
Ibis: (They broke through into this space to tell me THAT?) G-go away!!
[Sanger Zonvolt breaks through another wall, topless, bounces his chest bulges. Then Ibis punches him on the face]
Kusuha & Seolla: Non-bouncing chest girl.
Ibis: (They broke through into this space to tell me THAT?) G-go away!!
[Sanger Zonvolt breaks through another wall, topless, bounces his chest bulges. Then Ibis punches him on the face]
Nanase: You're saying I have magic boobs?
Tedd: Well, no. I'm saying there's a possibility that magic energy—
Nanase: That's awesome!
Sarah: I wish I had magic...
(Beat)
Sarah: I uh... I'd like to be taller.
Tedd: Well, no. I'm saying there's a possibility that magic energy—
Nanase: That's awesome!
Sarah: I wish I had magic...
(Beat)
Sarah: I uh... I'd like to be taller.
Web Video
[Avdol is smirking.]
Avdol: Anyway, I knew about that from the start.
[Shot of Mariah wrapped in Hermit Purple vines.]
Avdol: When I frisked her earlier, her chest felt way too stiff!
[Cut back to Avdol]
Avdol: I knew then that she was concealing something within.
[Avdol winks.]
Joseph: That's our Avdol!
Mariah: That could land you in jail...
Avdol: The fact that you padded your chest with bolts, Mariah... ...means you're flat.
[Cut to a SNES JoJo's Bizarre Adventure RPG spoof. Avdol's portrait is shown and Mariah is freaking out. It also notes that Mariah has taken 180 MP points in damage. Mariah throws a tantrum.]
Mariah: What makes you think I care?!
Avdol: You're flat!
Mariah: Shut up, you big dummy!
[Mariah runs away.]
Avdol: Anyway, I knew about that from the start.
[Shot of Mariah wrapped in Hermit Purple vines.]
Avdol: When I frisked her earlier, her chest felt way too stiff!
[Cut back to Avdol]
Avdol: I knew then that she was concealing something within.
[Avdol winks.]
Joseph: That's our Avdol!
Mariah: That could land you in jail...
Avdol: The fact that you padded your chest with bolts, Mariah... ...means you're flat.
[Cut to a SNES JoJo's Bizarre Adventure RPG spoof. Avdol's portrait is shown and Mariah is freaking out. It also notes that Mariah has taken 180 MP points in damage. Mariah throws a tantrum.]
Mariah: What makes you think I care?!
Avdol: You're flat!
Mariah: Shut up, you big dummy!
[Mariah runs away.]
Melvin: I have doomed you to exist in your own worst nightmare: a world where everybody's breasts are bigger than yours!
Mai: Even Tristan's?
Melvin: Especially Tristan's!
Mai: Even Tristan's?
Melvin: Especially Tristan's!
— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series episode #43, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mai
Western Animation
"'We just don’t have anything in common any more, Summer.' Oh, yeah, Ethan? What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her MASSIVE STRIPPER TITTIES?!"
— Summer Smith, Rick and Morty, "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
Real Life
I would sit in the bathtub and look down at my breasts and know that any day now, any second now, they would start growing like everyone else's. They didn't.
— Nora Ephron, "A Few Words About Breasts", Esquire (1972)
