This index lists articles which currently feature quotes from The Simpsons.
The Series:
- The '90s ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Absurdly Long Wait ("Bart the Fink")
- Accidental Art ("Mom and Pop Art")
- Actually Quite Catchy ("Two Dozen and One Greyhounds")
- Acronym Confusion ("Duffless")
- Adam West ("Mr. Plow")
- Adoring the Pests ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
- After-Action Villain Analysis ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)")
- Aggressive Categorism ("Team Homer")
- Adaptation Decay ("Chief of Hearts")
- Agree to Disagree ("The PTA Disbands")
- The Alan Parsons Project ("Homerpalooza")
- All Gays Love Theater ("Three Gays of the Condo")
- Aluminum Christmas Trees ("The Last of the Red Hat Mamas")
- Amazing Technicolor Wildlife ("Blame It on Lisa")
- America Won World War II ("The Regina Monologues")
- Animal Theme Naming ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
- American Customary Measurements ("A Star is Burns")
- American Holidays ("Summer of 4 Foot 2")
- Andy Capp ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
- "Anger Is Healthy" Aesop ("Hurricane Neddy")
- Angry Guard Dog (Mr. Burns catchphrase)
- Animal House ("Margical History Tour")
- Animal Nemesis ("The Fat and the Furriest")
- Anti-Intellectualism ("They Saved Lisa's Brain")
- Anyone Remember Pogs? ("Bart Sells His Soul")
- Area 51 ("Lost Our Lisa")
- Armies Are Evil ("Homer Loves Flanders")
- Artistic License – Law ("The Springfield Connection")
- Artistic License – Space ("She of Little Faith")
- Award-Bait Song ("A Star is Torn")
- Baby Fever Trigger ("Eight Misbehavin'")
- Back from the Dead ("Simpsons Bible Stories")
- Bad Cop/Incompetent Cop ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- The Bad Guys Are Cops ("Separate Vocations")
- Bait-and-Switch Comment ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Bait-and-Switch Tyrant ("C.E. D'oh")
- Band Episode ("Homer's Barbershop Quartet")
- Based on a Great Big Lie ("The Springfield Files")
- Becoming the Costume ("Treehouse of Horror XVI")
- Before My Time ("Mr. Plow")
- Beneficial Disease ("The Mansion Family")
- Better Living Through Evil ("You Only Move Twice")
- Bible Times ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass")
- Bicep Kiss ("Bart the Daredevil")
- Bigger Than Jesus ("Homer's Barbershop Quartet")
- Bizarre Beverage Use ("Skinner's Sense of Snow")
- Blatant Lies ("22 Short Films About Springfield")
- Bleak Abyss Retirement Home ("Million Dollar Maybe")
- Boring Broadcaster "'Round Springfield"
- Borrowed Catchphrase ("Summer of 4 Foot 2")
- Bowdlerise ("Treehouse of Horror VIII")
- Breast Expansion ("Large Marge")
- Briefcase Full of Money ("Mayored to the Mob")
- British Brevity ("Missionary: Impossible")
- Bumbling Dad ("Lisa's Substitute")
- Bus Crash ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- But Not Too Challenging ("The Secret War Of Lisa Simpson")
- Call a Rabbit a "Smeerp" ("22 Short Films About Springfield")
- Calling Parents by Their Name ("How Lisa Got Her Marge Back")
- Captivity Harmonica ("One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish")
- Cartoonish Supervillainy ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)")
- Catchphrase.Western Animation ("Bart Gets Famous")
- Celebrities Hang Out in Heaven ("Bart the Fink")
- Celebrity Power ("Treehouse of Horror X")
- Chaos Architecture ("White Christmas Blues")
- Character Shilling ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- Children Are a Waste ("Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays")
- Christmas Miracle ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
- Clown School ("Homie the Clown")
- Confession Cam ("Helter Shelter")
- Construction Zone Calamity ("The Fool Monty")
- Consulting a Convicted Killer ("The Great Louse Detective")
- Contemplating Your Hands ("Weekend at Burnsie's")
- Controversy-Proof Image ("Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge")
- Counter Zany ("Homer Goes to College")
- Cover Identity Anomaly ("Blood Feud")
- Cowboy Cop ("The Way We Was")
- Creator's Apathy ("The PTA Disbands")
- Creepy Child ("The PTA Disbands")
- Crooked Contractor ("Don't Fear the Roofer")
- Crush Parade ("Cape Feare")
- Cue the Flying Pigs ("Lisa the Vegetarian")
- Cure Your Gays ("Future-Drama")
- Cursed Item ("Treehouse of Horror III")
- Curtain Camouflage ("Tales From the Public Domain")
- Cute Mute ("Maggie Simpson's Catchphrase")
- Cutting Corners ("HOMR")
- Dada Ad ("Mr. Plow")
- The Dead Rise to Advertise ("When You Dish Upon a Star")
- Dean Bitterman ("Homer Goes to College")
- Decided by One Vote ("Wild Barts Can't Be Broken")
- Dethroning Moment of Suck ("Worst Episode Ever")
- Depraved Kids' Show Host ("My Fair Laddy")
- Diegetic Soundtrack Usage ("Bart Gets Famous")
- Different World, Different Movies ("Treehouse of Horror XXIII")
- Disposable Fiancé ("HOMR")
- Disqualification-Induced Victory ("Deep Space Homer")
- Documentary of Lies ("The Springfield Files")
- Dogs Are Dumb ("Dog of Death")
- Doing In the Wizard ("El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer")
- Dude, Not Funny! ("Love, Springfieldian Style")
- Dude, Where's Our Car? ("Itchy and Scratchy Land")
- Dump Them All ("Lady Bouvier's Love")
- Earth All Along ("Deep Space Homer")
- Eccentric Townsfolk ("Grade School Confidential")
- Edutainment Show ("The Day the Violence Died")
- Emoticon ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes")
- End-of-Episode Silliness ("Burns Baby Burns")
- Everyone Is Christian at Christmas ("Marge Be Not Proud")
- Everyone Must Be Paired ("A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love")
- Exercise Excuse ("22 Short Films About Springfield")
- Exiled to the Couch ("Girls Just Wanna Have Sums")
- Expy Coexistence ("The Homer They Fall")
- External Combustion ("Mayored to the Mob")
- Extraordinary World, Ordinary Problems ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- Fancy Toilet Awe ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
- Fanon Welding ("Three Men and a Comic Book")
- Fat Camp ("Kamp Krusty")
- Fauxdian Slip ("The Springfield Files")
- Fiction ("The Springfield Files")
- File Photo Gag ("Simpson Tide")
- Flanderization ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular")
- Floating Advice Reminder ("Lemon of Troy")
- Florida ("Kill the Alligator and Run")
- Foiler Footage ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular")
- Forging the Will ("Selma's Choice")
- Forgot to Feed the Monster ("Fraudcast News")
- Fox ("Marge In Chains")
- Franchise Zombie ("Three Men and a Comic Book")
- Free Willy ("The Boy Who Knew Too Much")
- Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe ("The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons")
- Game Night Fight ("Brawl in the Family")
- Gayborhood ("The Trouble with Trillions")
- The Generalissimo ("Cape Feare")
- Goal in Life ("C.E.D'oh")
- Go Fast or Go Boom ("The Springfield Files")
- Golden Mean Fallacy ("Treehouse of Horror VII")
- Gotta Pass the Class ("Bart Gets an F")
- Grand Funk Railroad ("Homerpalooza")
- Grandparental Obliviousness ("Million Dollar Abie")
- Groin Attack ("A Star is Burns")
- Grunge ("That '90s Show")
- Gun Accessories ("The Cartridge Family")
- Halfway Plot Switch ("Simpson Safari")
- Hard-Drinking Tropes ("Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment")
- The Hardy Boys ("The Wizard Of Evergreen Terrace")
- Healthy in Heaven ("The Telltale Head")
- Helpless Kicking ("Children Of A Lesser Clod")
- Hippie Teacher ("Separate Vocations")
- Hollywood Beauty Standards ("Pygmoelian")
- Hood Ornament Hottie ("Mr. Plow")
- Horse Racing ("Saddlesore Galactica")
- How Did You Know? I Didn't ("Treehouse of Horror III")
- Human-Interest Story ("Girly Edition")
- Hummer Dinger ("The Bart Wants What it Wants")
- Hyperventilation Bag ("Lisa's Rival")
- Hypocrisy Nod ("Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming")
- I Am One of Those, Too ("Lard of the Dance")
- I Can Change My Beloved ("Lisa's Date with Density")
- I Never Told You My Name ("Lisa's Wedding")
- Invincibility Power-Up ("I Married Marge")
- Idiosyncratic Wipes ("Alone Again, Natura-Diddily")
- Idiot Houdini ("Homer's Enemy")
- I Don't Like You And You Don't Like Me ("Simpson Tide")
- I Have No Son! ("Like Father, Like Clown")
- Ignored Enamored Underling ("Brush with Greatness")
- Improbable Infant Survival ("Please, Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em")
- Incendiary Exponent ("Flaming Moe's")
- Incompletely Trained ("Mayored to the Mob")
- Infection Scene ("Marge in Chains")
- Internet Safety Aesop ("The Girl Code")
- I Thought It Meant ("Trilogy of Error")
- Insufficiently Advanced Alien ("Treehouse Of Horror II")
- Iron Butterfly (Band) ("Bart Sells His Soul")
- It Sucks ("Team Homer")
- I've Heard of That — What Is It? ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Jackie Robinson Story ("Luca$")
- Jeopardy! Intelligence Test ("Simpson And Delilah")
- Jerkass Woobie ("How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?")
- Jock Dad, Nerd Son
- Joke of the Butt ("To Surveil with Love")
- Just Here for Godzilla ("Husbands and Knives")
- Kafka Komedy ("Don't Fear the Roofer")
- Kangaroo Pouch Ride ("Bart vs Australia")
- Karmic Trickster ("Two Bad Neighbors")
- Kent Brockman News ("Deep Space Homer")
- Kids Driving Cars ("Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie")
- Killed Off for Real ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- Laconic Wiki ("Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington")
- Landslide Election ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Last-Minute Project ("Dial 'N' for Nerder")
- Last Resort Takeout ("22 Short Films About Springfield")
- Latex Space Suit ("Treehouse of Horror XV")
- Lawman Baton ("Separate Vocations")
- Layman's Terms ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Legalized Evil ("$pringfield")
- Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics ("Homer the Vigilante")
- Lighter and Softer ("Itchy and Scratchy and Marge")
- Limited Wardrobe ("Marge in Chains")
- Little Jimmy ("Lisa the Vegetarian")
- The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday ("Treehouse of Horror II")
- The Lopsided Arm of the Law ("The Monkey Suit")
- Lousy Alternate Titles ("Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badass Song")
- Love Is... ("A Milhouse Divided")
- Madwoman in the Attic ("Treehouse of Horror VII")
- Making Room for Baby ("Lisa's First Word")
- Mama Didn't Raise No Criminal ("Marge Be Not Proud")
- Mangled Catchphrase ("A Star is Burns")
- Mature Animal Story ("The Day the Violence Died")
- May Contain Evil ("Whacking Day")
- May the Farce Be with You ("Mayored to the Mob")
- The Men of Downing Street ("Homer at the Bat")
- Midseason Replacement ("Homer to the Max")
- Milestone Celebration ("Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song")
- Minor with Fake I.D. ("Bart on the Road")
- Mistaken for Incest
- Mistaken for Racist ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
- "Mister Sandman" Sequence ("Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie")
- Mob Debt ("The Twisted World of Marge Simpson")
- Model United Nations ("Das Bus")
- Money to Burn ("Homie the Clown")
- Monkeys on a Typewriter ("Last Exit to Springfield")
- Most Common Card Game ("This Little Wiggy")
- Mouthy Kid ("Lemon of Troy")
- Move Along, Nothing to See Here ("Bart The Fink")
- Mundane Solution ("Burns' Heir")
- Muppet ("A Fish Called Selma")
- Murderous Malfunctioning Machine ("This Little Wiggy")
- Rupert Murdoch ("Sunday, Cruddy Sunday")
- Music Is Politics ("A Star is Torn")
- My Beloved Smother ("Fear of Flying")
- Naked Lunch ("Bart on the Road")
- Named by Democracy ("Lisa on Ice")
- Nazi Gold ("Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'")
- Nerd Glasses ("The Last Temptation of Homer")
- Never Sleep Again ("Lisa's First Word")
- Never the Obvious Suspect ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)")
- New Job as the Plot Demands ("Blame it on Lisa")
- No Animals Were Harmed ("Dog of Death")
- No Celebrities Were Harmed ("The Homer They Fall")
- "No" Means "Yes" ("Fear of Flying")
- Not Now, Kiddo ("Homer vs Dignity")
- Notorious Parent ("Mother Simpson")
- Not Quite Starring ("Kamp Krusty")
- No, You ("Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'")
- Off on a Technicality ("Brother From Another Series")
- Offer Void in Nebraska ("Treehouse of Horror VI")
- The Old Country ("Much Apu About Nothing")
- Old Shame ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?")
- The Omniscient Council of Vagueness ("Homer the Great")
- One Dialogue, Two Conversations ("Simpson Tide")
- One Side of the Story ("Catch 'Em If You Can")
- One-Steve Limit ("Principal Charming")
- TheOtherDarrin.Western Animation ("Homer to the Max")
- Our Ancestors Are Superheroes ("King of the Hill")
- Out-of-Context Eavesdropping ("Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind")
- Out of Holiday Episode ("Treehouse Of Horror XIV")
- Overly Long Gag (regarding "Cape Feare")
- Paper-Thin Disguise ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)")
- Parodic Table of the Elements ("Lisa Gets an A")
- Passed in Their Sleep ("Treehouse of Horror VI")
- Peer Pressure Makes You Evil ("Guess Whose Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
- Perfectly Cromulent Word ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
- Permanent Elected Official ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Phone Number Jingle ("Mr. Plow")
- Pig Latin ("The Front")
- Piranha Problem ("Marge Be Not Proud")
- Pirate Booty ("Natural Born Kissers")
- Pocket Protector ("Homie the Clown")
- Politeness Judo ("Lisa the Vegetarian")
- Political Overcorrectness ("I Am Furious (Yellow)")
- Poor Man's Substitute ("A Star is Burns")
- Poor, Predictable Rock ("The Front")
- Popular Is Dumb ("Bart of Darkness")
- Prayer Is a Last Resort ("Bart Gets An F")
- Priceless Ming Vase ("Bart Gets Famous")
- Pride Parade ("Jaws Wired Shut")
- Promise Me You Won't X ("Lisa the Greek")
- Proof Dare
- Race for Your Love ("Mommie Beerest")
- Random Events Plot ("Blood Feud")
- Rank Up ("Pranksta Rap")
- Rapid DNA Test ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)")
- "Rashomon"-Style ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
- A Real Man Is a Killer ("Homer's Phobia")
- Reading Lips ("Lemon of Troy")
- Record Producer ("Papa Don't Leech")
- Recursive Adaptation ("The Monkey Suit")
- Relative Error ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?")
- Retirony ("Homer vs Dignity")
- Repeating So the Audience Can Hear ("Bart-Mangled Banner")
- Required Spinoff Crossover ("The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase")
- Reset Button Ending ("Homer Loves Flanders")
- Reverse Psychology ("Saturdays of Thunder")
- Reverse Whodunnit ("Pranksta Rap")
- Rhetorical Question Blunder ("Mother Simpson")
- The Rich Want to Be Richer ("Mountain of Madness")
- Ridiculous Procrastinator ("Postcards from the Wedge")
- The Roaring '20s ("Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie")
- Robosexuals Are Creeps ("Selma's Choice")
- Robot Buddy ("They Saved Lisa's Brain")
- A Round of Drinks for the House ("Bart Gets Hit by a Car")
- Sapient House ("Treehouse of Horror XII")
- Scrabble Babble ("Bart the Genius")
- TheScrappy.Advertising ("Mr. Plow")
- Screwed by the Lawyers ("Treehouse of Horror XIX")
- Secret Other Family ("Mommie Beerest")
- Security Cling ("Marge on the Lam")
- Seeking Sanctuary ("Missionary: Impossible")
- Self-Made Man ("Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?")
- Severely Specialized Store ("You Only Move Twice")
- Shaming the Mob ("Rosebud")
- Shoot the Builder ("C.E. D'oh")
- Short-Lived Leadership ("I Love Lisa")
- Show Within a Show ("Krusty Gets Busted")
- Sir Cameos-a-Lot ("Bart the Fink")
- Small Town Rivalry ("Homer Loves Flanders")
- The Smashing Pumpkins ("Homerpalooza")
- Snakes Are Sexy ("Whacking Day")
- Soapbox Sadie ("Lisa vs Malibu Stacy")
- The Sons and the Spears ("The Haw-Hawed Couple")
- The Soulless ("Bart Sells His Soul")
- Spin-Off ("The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase")
- Spoofing in the Rain ("Brawl in the Family")
- Spy School ("Colonel Homer")
- Static Character ("Bart vs. Lisa. vs. the Third Grade)
- Status Quo Is God ("Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays")
- "Stop Having Fun" Guys ("The PTA Disbands")
- Straw Fan ("Co-Dependent's Day")
- Strawman News Media ("Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington")
- Studio Audience ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Station Ident ("Sideshow Bob Roberts")
- Suddenly Bilingual ("King of the Hill")
- Sugar Causes Hyperactivity ("Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood")
- Super-Senses ("Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
- Sure, Let's Go with That ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)")
- Surprisingly Realistic Outcome ("Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire")
- Suspect Is Hatless ("Homer's Triple Bypass")
- Sustained Misunderstanding ("The Front")
- Tamer and Chaster ("Krusty Gets Kancelled")
- Test Subject for Hire ("HOMR")
- That Liar Lies ("The Day the Violence Died")
- They Copied It, So It Sucks! ("Monty Can't Buy Me Love")
- Thing-O-Meter ("They Saved Lisa's Brain")
- Things That Go "Bump" in the Night ("$pringfield")
- Tontine ("Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'")
- Torches and Pitchforks ("Bart After Dark")
- Toxic, Inc. ("Marge vs. The Monorail")
- Trap-Door Fail ("Homer Goes to College")
- Trapped in the Host ("Treehouse Of Horror XXVIII")
- Triumphant Reprise ("The Otto Show")
- Trophy Violence ("Bart Gets Famous")
- Troubled Abuser ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy")
- Ultra Super Death Gore Fest Chainsawer 3000 ("Homer Badman")
- Unions Suck ("Last Exit to Springfield")
- Unlikely Spare ("Homer the Vigilante")
- Unrobotic Reveal ("I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot")
- Valentine's Day Violence ("I'm With Cupid")
- Vandalism Backfire ("Lisa on Ice")
- Vehicular Sabotage ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge")
- Video Wills ("Mona Leaves-a")
- Viewers in Mourning ("The Haw-Hawed Couple")
- Viewers Like You ("Missionary: Impossible")
- Villain Raises a Toast ("Camp Krusty")
- Villainous Advice Song ("Homer and Apu")
- Villain Decay ("Day of the Jackanapes")
- VillainSong.Western Animation ("Two Dozen And One Greyhounds")
- Violent Glaswegian ("Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore")
- Wall Crawl ("Homer the Vigilante")
- The Wannabe Index ("Team Homer")
- Wants to Be Hated ("Gorgeous Grampa")
- Watch It Stoned ("'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky")
- Weak-Willed ("The Joy of Sect")
- "Weird Al" Yankovic ("That 90's Show")
- Whale Egg ("Make Room for Lisa")
- Where the Hell Is Springfield? ("Blame it on Lisa")
- White Anglo-Saxon Protestant ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
- Who Shot JFK? ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
- Who's on First? ("Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'")
- Wings (Band) ("Burns' Heir")
- A Wizard Did It ("Treehouse of Horror X")
- Won't Take "Yes" for an Answer ("Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"")
- Worst. Whatever. Ever! ("The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show")
- Writing Lines ("The Bonfire of the Manatees")
- Wrong Song Gag ("I Love Lisa")
- Xylophones for Walking Bones ("Coming to Homerica")
- Yes-Man ("The Old Man and the Lisa")
- You Meddling Kids ("Krusty Gets Busted")
- You Might Remember Me from... ("This Little Wiggy")
- You Wanna Get Sued? ("Treehouse of Horror V")
- Ziggy ("Brush With Greatness")
The Simpsons Movie
- Girls Like Musicians
- Post-Climax Confrontation
- Quarantine with Extreme Prejudice
- Separate Simpsons Geography Thing
- Taped-Over Turmoil
- To Be Continued... Right Now
- With Great Power Comes Great Insanity
